Sidney, you are a moron.
You are a complete idiot.
You brain is really small.
You're an imbecile.
You're a really dumb koala bear.
For you I probably don't care.
And your report card has F's.
Your report card has F's, and

You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?

You're a grade a moron like Tom Hanks.
Another one of your mishaps? No thanks.
Well you are an utter idiot, you're stupid.
You are dumber than a loaf of bread.
And you have such an empty head.
And you embarrass me.
Here's another nicemess you've gotten me into.
gotten me into, and

You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?

Here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.
gotten me into, and

You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?

Well, I hear your mind is empty.
And that you are just oh so incredibly dumb.
Pickles are the only thing you can think of.
If you press a button it's the wrong one.
Well pickles are the only things on your mind.
And you don't think at all..
Because you're a dimwit, you're a dimwit and...
And you're a dimwit, and...


You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
You have no brain.
You don't realise this song is about you.
Don't you? Don't you?