I walked in to your party,but your predicament I'd forgot
Your skirt strategically dipped below one thigh
Your calf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as, you rang to tell your friends
And all the girls dreamed that they'd never get them
They'd never get them and........

Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
bout you, bout you....

Well you got them several years ago
When you used to live with Steve
He said that they made an unpretty pair
And that he would even leave
But you showed him all the things he loved
And then you came to me....
I had some cream so you met for coffee
Met me for coffee and...

Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
bout you, bout you....

Well I heard you went up to see a doctor
And he said what could be done
Then you knew you'd cheer Ed up coz one of them looks
Just like the total eclipse of the sun
They're where they shouldn't be all the time
And when they're hot they itch
And they're so embarassing you've got no close friends
You've got no close friends and...

Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
Your thread veins, they're probably the best thing about you
bout you, bout you....

I had some cream so you met for coffee.....
Fade......