you're awesome as a hobby
soon you'll be wakin' up on that cot
your head strategically bolted left and right
your heart in the proper spot
and that big day's growin' nearer
just one final organ sought
i'll make the world scream
when i share my monster
i share my monster, but...

you've no brain
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
you've no brain (you've no brain)
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
won't you ?
won't you ?

well, i started several years ago
cadaver, i had retrieved
it lacked hands so i found you a pretty pair
the gent's matchin' feet, i cleaved
and i sewed until my fingers stung
with igor helpin' me
we were some team
we disturbed lots of coffins
robbed lots of coffins, but...

you've no brain
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
you've no brain (you've no brain)
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
won't you ?
won't you ?

well, i know you're made up of buried folks here
so your hide naturally stunk
and when i fused your big head
it ain't no joke, here
your face was totally grim as they come
but you will reason clearly, given time
but now you're not
though wits have yet to arrive
you'll have life as i intend
have me a close friend, but...

you've no brain
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
you've no brain (you've no brain)
i need you thinkin' strong when i tout you
won't you ?
won't you ?