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Song Parodies -> "Got Circumcision"

Original Song Title:

"Anticipation"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Carly Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Got Circumcision"

Parody Written by:

eel deal

The Lyrics

understanding it is too early in the Israel-Hamas War for many to feel any Kumbayah vibes, eel still couldn't help writing this, so at least try to find it absurdly positive and/or weirdly funny if you can.
Jehovah God made a deal with Abram
Circumcise and i’ll give you Canaan
Ishmael was his first son circumcised
The first Arab entitled to Canaan

Got circumcision, got circumcision
So they’re entitled
Entitled to live in Canaan

So you see the promised land is not meant just for Jews
All offspring of Abram deserve a piece
With their cut penises, they display the sign
Sign of the covenant in their flesh is there clearly

Got circumcision, got circumcision
So they’re entitled
Entitled to live in Canaan

So let Hebrews and Arabs live together
I'm a prophet and i do know Yahweh’s ways
Try and see the holy, divine light right now
And pray right here 'cause these can be the good old days
And pray right here 'cause these can be the good old days
(Make these the good old days)

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Zen Adam B. - October 13, 2023 - Report this comment
Once we get rid of the bad people there will be peace....said no smart person ever.
Agrimorfee - October 14, 2023 - Report this comment
Interesting...I get you wanted to take a editorial stance, but I was hoping for a funny [haha] parody, not a funny [heh...oh] parody. :)

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