You stormed into the office
Like you were riding through hell on wheels
Your eyes were flinty and cold as ice
Your voice had an edge of steel
You barely held your rage in check, as you fairly hissed “What’s the deal!”.
And all of us at our desk had the same thought
We had this same thought, that…

You’re insane; you prob’ly want your order completed.
You’re insane; I’ll bet you want your order completed, don’t you? Don’t you?

You placed this order several days ago, hoping for utmost speed
Well you said they were down, with no DSL
You said there was urgent need.
But we told you that this was on hold, and would be for two weeks.
And as you screamed, I just sipped at my coffee
Sipped at my coffee, and…

You’re insane; you prob’ly want your order completed.
You’re insane; I’ll bet you want your order completed, don’t you? Don’t you?

Well I hear you went up to my manager, demanding that something be done
You said you couldn’t wait for the projected date
You looked like you weren’t having fun
Well we got the install rearranged to finish A.S.A.P.
And now you’re calm and you’re feeling much better
Feeling much better, still…

You’re insane; you prob’ly want your order completed.
You’re insane; I’ll bet you want your order completed, don’t you? Don’t you?
(repeat and fade out)