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Song Parodies -> "Everybody Was Christmas Shopping"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Everybody Was Christmas Shopping"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho
Ho ho ho ho

Everybody was Christmas shopping (hiiii-yah!!)
That place was really hopping (boing!)
In fact it was a little bit shocking (zzzt!)
Fists flew and heads were knocking (crack!)

There were grumpy moms and dads, with punky little brats
They were shoving for stuff, with frumpy old bats
Was an ancient Chinese fart, tried to pass me at K-mart
So I clipped him with a trip, now he'll get him a brand new hip

Everybody was Christmas shopping (yah!)
It was as fun as mopping (sploosh!)
The last good toys they're copping (huh?)
In the face old broads I'm bopping (shmak!)

I was trampling little kids, I was wrestling with a nun
I heard, here comes a big sale (huh!), and it's 2 for 1
I grabbed a cart and made a run, for the DVD sec-tion
Got carried away it's true; so everyone gets Teen Wolf Too

Everybody was Christmas shopping (Ban-zaiiii!!!)
Like flies the men were dropping (thunk)
But no them women weren't stopping (hiiiii-yaaaaah!!!!)
When I'm done on the floor I'm plopping (thunk)

Coupon, coupon, coupon, coupon
Everybody was Christmas shopping (hoonga!)
That was some cold-ass clocking (thump!)
In the car I'm yelling and barking (ruff! ruff!)
Cause there ain't no g****mn parking (smash!)

Christmas shopping, prices sure were whopping
Coupon, coupon, coupon

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 20

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Steve K. - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Yep, Christmas shopping is definitely a full-contact sport.
Rex - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I want to see the video. This was a fun read.
Matthias - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Still have the black eyes from last Christmas... 5's
alvin rhodes - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
i'm shopping online this
MasonR - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL! I hadn't heard the OS in years, but last Sat. night they played it on the new oldies show on 77 WABC in New York. That's right, they're playing music again, if only for 4 hours a week, and the sounds really good. Kung Foo Fighing was a HUGE hit in the 70s!
Michael Pacholek - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I hate this song... but I love this parody. I can see 'em now, Kung Fu fighting while they're Christmas shopping!
carol - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
crazy images come to mind. what a hoot! 555
Rick C - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
You crack me up! Especially liked the sound effects at the ends of the lines and, "everybody gets "Teen Wolf Too". 555
Peter Andersson - December 26, 2005 - Report this comment
And you're picking up unrefundable 5s on the side...
Agrimorfee - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
5,5,5, more miles... to the cashier line... - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Your gift arrived today, Claude. Thanks! I've never seen Teen Wolf Too but I'm sure I'll enjoy it. I think my VHS player is still around here somewhere...
Jonathan - January 12, 2007 - Report this comment
HA! HA! HA! this was GREAT 455 I REALLY LOVED the sound effects! LOL!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - July 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Really funny i loved the actual song and the spoof you get a thumbs up!!!!!!

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