Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo!
Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo!
Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo!
Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo!

Everybody was fast food farting! (OOF!)
Those blasts were fast departing! (UGH!)
In fact it was a little disheartening--(FFFP!)
Both my eyes and nose were smarting! ("YOW!")

They were skunky Janes and Joes
On skunky Fast Food Row--
They were letting them fly
And they were ripping them low!
It's our nation's dining art
And everybody blew bad farts--
Some would faint and some would slip,
While reeling from the rip!

Everybody was fast food farting! (OOH!)
Those blasts were fast departing! (YUGH!)
In fact it was a little disheartening--(FLLP!)
Both my eyes and nose were smarting! ("YOW!")

There was chunky Taco Bill
And greasy Greg Foo Young
He said, "I ordered Big Macs!
Youse got it wrong!"
He took a breath and raised his hand,
Quickly lowered it and, man!
The butt explosion made me wince--
He needs suppository mints!

Everybody was fast food farting! (WHOOSH!)
Those blasts were fast departing! (FRRAP!)
In fact it was a little disheartening-- (GHUH!)
Both my eyes and nose were smarting! ("AWW!")

The next time I go for eats
I'll be in the driver's seat--
And I'll be well-prepared this time
And swing into the drive-through line!
"A triple burger, double cheese
With extra bacon if you please!"
I'll be avoiding fast food farts
By staying in my car!

Everybody was fast food farting! ("SH***T!")
Those anal lips were parting! (WHOOF!)
In fact it was a little disheartening--("JESUS!")
Both my eyes and nose were smarting! ("NOOOOOO!")

Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo! YA!
Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo! OOF!
Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo! MMMMAH!
Whoa-ho-ho-hooooo! HOOOF!