Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Kung Flu Fighting"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Kung Flu Fighting"

Parody Written by:

k. hubner

The Lyrics

Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no

Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
I'll admit, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing

There were funky Chinese snacks from funky Wuhan town
They were chopping those bats up
They were wolfing those bats down
“For you very special deal...
Crunchy bats with every meal!”
First a cough and then a chill
Hard to breathe before the kill

Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing

There were funky Chinese snacks from funky Wuhan town
They were chopping those bats up
They were wolfing those bats down
“For you very special deal...
Crunchy bats with every meal!”
First a cough and then a chill
Hard to breathe before the kill

Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no
Oh no no no

Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
The spread was fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
Lunar New Year was just bad timing

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 48

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   2
 0
 0
 
 4   2
 0
 2
 
 5   44
 48
 46
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Sum Yunggi - February 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Very funny. Rots of ruck to you. Kung hai fat choy.
Fong Gu - February 04, 2020 - Report this comment
I find this very funny!
Sal Cheecha - February 04, 2020 - Report this comment
HaHa...I won't be able to get this out of my head
Tiffany Frump - February 04, 2020 - Report this comment
I shouldn't be commenting...but this is so funny!
Darius Whitehead - February 04, 2020 - Report this comment
Hilarious!
Nancy 'shredder' Pelosi - February 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Better than a State of the Union Address!
Ivana Wagina - February 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Peeing myself with laughter!
Hugh Jass - February 05, 2020 - Report this comment
Very funny
Ben Dingover - February 08, 2020 - Report this comment
This is not politically correct, but it is very funny!
Princess Cruise - February 20, 2020 - Report this comment
People are singing this on the lounge karaoke!!!
Peters Dragon - February 20, 2020 - Report this comment
Some damn funny names here
Pann Demik - February 28, 2020 - Report this comment
This is going to spread around the globe!
Esther Lapin - April 12, 2020 - Report this comment
Tres drole
Will Sukakokus - April 21, 2020 - Report this comment
I S O L A T I O N I S D R I V I N G M E C R A Z Y ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/carldouglas28.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 2124