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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter Was Kung Fu Fighting"
Original Song Title:
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Original Performer:
Carl Douglas
Parody Song Title:
"Harry Potter Was Kung Fu Fighting"
Parody Written by:
Dylan Baranski
The Lyrics
I know what you're thinking: "Are you nuts!? Harry Potter didn't use martial arts!" Actually, I can explain: In the past decade, possibly even before then, I found a YouTube video of a bootleg Harry Potter game for NES titled "Harry's Legend". The most prominent feature of this game was that instead of magic, Harry used martial arts to defeat enemies. Ergo, I decided to run with the concept, and after years of letting it collect virtual dust, I brought it up and finished it. Enjoy the parody! See footage of "Harry's Legend" here
Oh ho ho ho [x4]
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
‘Cause she fights with expert timing.
There were funky Hogwarts kids from funky Hogwarts School,
They were playing by ear; they weren’t playing no fools.
They were turning in their wands for which they’d really grown so fond
For their feet and their bare fists, with punch and kick they would respond.
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
‘Cause she fights with expert timing.
There was funky Longbottom, and funky Malfoy too,
They said, “Here comes Dumbledore (HOOAH!), let him come through.”
They bowed before McGonagall, they showed Snape that they weren’t dull,
Voldemort must watch himself, or he’ll get kicked into a shelf.
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
‘Cause she fights with expert timing.
Oh yeah!
Oh ho ho ho [x4]
Keep on [x4]
Oh yeah!
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
Make sure you have expert timing.
(Oh ho ho ho)
Kung fu fighting,
(Oh ho ho ho)
And Hagrid’s fast as lightning,
(Oh ho ho ho)
Huh! Hah!
(Oh ho ho ho)
Huh! Hah!
(Oh ho ho ho)
Keep on, keep on, keep on,
(Oh ho ho ho)
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting…
[fade out]
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
‘Cause she fights with expert timing.
There were funky Hogwarts kids from funky Hogwarts School,
They were playing by ear; they weren’t playing no fools.
They were turning in their wands for which they’d really grown so fond
For their feet and their bare fists, with punch and kick they would respond.
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
‘Cause she fights with expert timing.
There was funky Longbottom, and funky Malfoy too,
They said, “Here comes Dumbledore (HOOAH!), let him come through.”
They bowed before McGonagall, they showed Snape that they weren’t dull,
Voldemort must watch himself, or he’ll get kicked into a shelf.
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
‘Cause she fights with expert timing.
Oh yeah!
Oh ho ho ho [x4]
Keep on [x4]
Oh yeah!
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting,
Ron Weasley’s fast as lightning,
Hermione’s a little bit frightening,
Make sure you have expert timing.
(Oh ho ho ho)
Kung fu fighting,
(Oh ho ho ho)
And Hagrid’s fast as lightning,
(Oh ho ho ho)
Huh! Hah!
(Oh ho ho ho)
Huh! Hah!
(Oh ho ho ho)
Keep on, keep on, keep on,
(Oh ho ho ho)
Harry Potter was kung fu fighting…
[fade out]
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