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Song Parodies -> "Fruit Phyting"

Original Song Title:

"Kung Fu Fighting"

Original Performer:

Carl Douglas

Parody Song Title:

"Fruit Phyting"

Parody Written by:

vegan minstrel

The Lyrics

Freelee was one-fruit phyting
She’d sometimes fast for enlightening
She knows that dairy is frightening
And eggs are sure not the right thing

You're a vegan in the rough,
A brilliant ball of clay.
You could be a work of heart,
If you just go all the way.
Go on now, forsake your steak
I believe that you can bend,
Not only do you have to phyte,
But you have got to win.

Now Freelee is many-fruit phyting
She sticks with plants and it’s brightening.
She knows that dairy is frightening
And meat is sure not the right thing

Vegan is natural,
Why is it so hard to see?
Maybe it's just because,
You’re addicted to your meat.
The journey's a lonely one,
Because so many just don’t know,
But, sometimes you've got to go
Go on and be your own hero.

Freelee is ton-of-fruit phyting
She just eats plants. It’s exciting!
She knows that dairy is frightening
And eggs are sure not the right thing

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