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Song Parodies -> "The Coach Knows I'm Watching"

Original Song Title:

"The Lord Knows I'm Drinking"

Original Performer:

Cal Smith

Parody Song Title:

"The Coach Knows I'm Watching"

Parody Written by:

Darius Whitehead

The Lyrics

Requested By HotPotato. Remember When We Had A Football Game On September 15, 2017, And October 13, 2017? Since The Football Game's All Over, The Coach Had Us Do The Song Parody.
[Verse 1: Me]
Hello, Mr. Wiggle, You Quarterback Drizzlin'.
Friday Football Players, What Have You Been Sizzlin'?
We've Been Looking For Waiters, To Bring Us Our Food,
We're Standing Here, Cheerin' For A Football That's Steerin' With An NFL Dude.

[Verse 2: Hot Potato]
Well, Yes, I'll Have A Hot Dog. Give It Some Fries.
And Just Bring Me A Soda, Don't Hit Me With Pies.
I Ain't Gonna Play Football, But I'll Watch Them Play.
And We Don't Need No Wiggles, Or Any Of The Drizzles, Just Let Us Stay.

[Chorus: Me & Hot Potato]
The Coach Knows I'm Watching, (The Coach Knows I'm Watching,)
And Playing This Game. (And Playing This Game.)
And We Don't Need No Shoutin' In A Touchdown Of Fame.
The Coach Knows I'm Cheering, (The Coach Knows I'm Cheering,)
And Cheering Is Fine, (And Cheering Is Fine)
So Me And The Good Coach Will Shake Us Our Good Hands In A Quarter Till Nine.

[Verse 3: Me]
Good Bye, Mr. Wiggle, You Quarterback Yeller,
I Don't Need Your Touchdown, And I Don't Need Your Fellers,
Just Go Back To The Football, You Cheerleaders Too,
Cause When I Go Back To Central, I'll Do All The Work Like All The Teachers Do.

[Chorus: Me & Hot Potato]
The Coach Knows I'm Watching, (The Coach Knows I'm Watching,)
And Playing This Game. (And Playing This Game.)
And We Don't Need No Shoutin' In A Touchdown Of Fame.
The Coach Knows I'm Cheering, (The Coach Knows I'm Cheering,)
And Cheering Is Fine, (And Cheering Is Fine)
So Me And The Good Coach Will Shake Us Our Good Hands In A Quarter Till Nine.
The Coach Is One Of Our Team. Football Players For The Win. How Many Times Must The Football Game Begin?
(C) Darius Kamron Whitehead Studios/Jim Henson Interactive LeapFrog Pictures LPDC Television Network

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