-> "The Indecisive Wizard"
Original Song Title:
"Give A Little Love"
Parody Song Title:
"The Indecisive Wizard"
I'll change to anything that I want me to be
Powers ofe wide-reaching range
I’ve been awarded the wizard’s top spot
Wait and see, you’ll be agog at what you'll see me change to
I'll become the richest king who handles all the money
Will keep me busy four hours
Wait, I’ve decided there’s no place to hide it
I’d have to double-lock my towers
So then, the richest king isn’t what I will be
So something else might be good
Let me retry it—try something more quiet
Maybe it’d be best to be a buzzing fruit fly!
Buzzing over Earth
Eating everything I touch from the time of my birth
On the other hand—smelling all the garbage really might not be so grand
No doubt about it, this might take awhile
To make decisions 'bout my style
I’m King Of Wizarding, now I desire to be
A cat—a fish—no, a car!
I’m feeling so split, I feel like a half-wit!
I just don’t know how to use these powers!
I could be a little dog, and go chase cats and freely poo
Maybe I’ll just change my gender
And go into a different loo!
If I became a slug, I could slime down over you
Or become a cool bartender
And make some sweet Mai Tais for you
Or be a cooing dove as part of True Love's Christmas gift Day 2
Or be an elevator who lifts up each day for you
I could be a thick shag rug and protect wood floors from goo
Or become some nice suspenders
To hold up the pants for you
Or be a coffee mug serving hot latte or soup
Coulda been a real contender, ‘stead of a bum, which I am to you
Could you give me a big hug, I’m starting to feel really blue
I think I’ll be a song composer and make sure this song is through…
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