I walked into your store way back in eighty-five
With VHS tapes lined way up and down the aisle
We rented them and you asked us to "please rewind"
(Oh oh)

You then phased out tapes for Blu-Rays and DVDs
We rented them at stores and you mailed them with ease
But now you know we're in the twenty-first cent'ry
(Oh oh)
People are screaming
(Oh oh)
"We want our streaming"

Internet killed the video store
Internet killed the video store
Netflix came, tore you apart
(Oh oh-oh-oh oh)

And now you're closing down ev-er-y blue-signed store
And ev'ry disc you sell costs half-a-buck or more
And where's Huizenga? Where did that bas***d go?
(Oh oh)
He's so disgusted
(Oh oh)
You've been Block-busted

Internet killed the video store
Internet killed the video store
On my Xbox, on my Wii
We now watch movies instantly
(Oh oh-oh-oh oh)
(Oh oh-oh-oh oh)

[instrumental bridge]

Internet killed the video store
Internet killed the video store
On my Xbox, on my Wii
We now watch movies instantly
Netflix came, tore you apart
So put the blame on ADRs

(You were...the video store)
(You were...the video store)

Internet killed the video store
Internet killed the video store
Internet killed the video store
Internet killed the video store
[repeat to fade out]