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Song Parodies -> "Britney Spears Killed the Talented Star"

Original Song Title:

"Video Killed the Radio Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Buggles

Parody Song Title:

"Britney Spears Killed the Talented Star"

Parody Written by:

Sweet Indigo

The Lyrics

Of course, this rantfilk isn't solely directed to Britney Spears, but to every talentless teeny sexpot whose whinings are distributed under the name of 'music'.
I watched her on the Box in 1999
She was a virgin even though we saw no sign
My brother ogled her, he thought she looked so fine
Oh-a, oh-a
It was ironic when she sang of Rock 'n' Roll
She'd sold the music trade her body and her soul
Her voice was bad but she was such a living doll
Oh-a, oh-a
She took a bustin'
Oh-a, oh-a
For shagging Justin

Britney Spears killed the talented star
Britney Spears killed the talented star
Rivers came and made her fart
Oh-a-a-a-oh

And now we watch her so-called music video
It seems that music turned to porn some time ago
And now I wonder, where did all the talent go?
Oh-a, oh-a
She had her boobs done
Oh-a, oh-a
Please kill her someone

Britney Spears killed the talented star
Britney Spears killed the talented star
On the box and in the bar
Britney's clothes came off too far
Oh-a-a-a-oh
Oh-a-a-a-oh

Britney Spears killed the talented star
Britney Spears killed the talented star
On the box and in the bar
Britney's clothes came off too far
Rivers came and made her fart
What made her into that cheap tart?

Oh, talented star
Tell us where you are

Britney Spears killed the talented star
Britney Spears killed the talented star (repeat until fade)
Rivers is of course Bob Rivers of 'Twisted Tunes' who wrote 'Oops I farted again'.
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M-Dawg - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
y do i think ur jealous
Know 1 can hear you dream - June 07, 2004 - Report this comment
A very good choice of original tune for this subject. Maybe not so funny, but what the heck... 444. :-)
Blethar - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
While I agree with Know for the original tune, the subject of the parody wasn't exactly original, but you pulled it off well. 5-4-5 from me.
sam hulston - February 11, 2005 - Report this comment
i love britney spears
ian morrison - December 22, 2006 - Report this comment
also justin timberlake is hot

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