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Song Parodies -> "Bread Fan"

Original Song Title:

"Breadfan"

Original Performer:

Budgie

Parody Song Title:

"Bread Fan"

Parody Written by:

Rik Goldsmith

The Lyrics

This is an improved & (in my humble opinion) a better version than my original one (I had emailed to see if changes could be made after submitting, but no reply as yet) My own fault, I should have read it through a few more times whilst listening to the original song, before submitting it! Having done so now, I'm happy with this version over my first go! (I couldn't stand NOT submitting this version having made the changes/improvements!)
Bread fan
Open tupperware
Open up the box
When I stop for lunch I got a sandwich

Bread fan
Whether brown or white
Gonna take a bite
While I work, I must
Gotta earn a crust

Bread fan
I love it all
Show me what you got, cos I wanna see your baps & your bloomers

Side plate
Toast the break of day
With your soup
With your lunch
With your dinner
Evening with your tea

Bread, Sir
Give me yesterday's
Flesh today, brew of yesteryear
I'm quoting Mr Franklin

Miss Bunn
Bake me up some fun
You're the one
I know how my bread's buttered
You're the best thing since a sliced loaf

Bread fan
Even Cornish pud's
Really good
Like a visit to the pond
The ducks to feed

Come on
Be your mother's pride
& decide
What you want
In the middle of a sandwich

You can keep your trendy food
Cos I'm never gonna change
Cos I don't eat it

Don't you feed it in my face
For all the money in this world
As I don't eat it

Bread fan
Open tupperware
Open up the box
When I stop for lunch I got a sandwich

Bread fan
Whether brown or white
Gonna take a bite
While I work, I must
Gotta earn a crust

Bread fan
I love it all
Show me what you got, cos I wanna see your baps & your bloomers

Side plate
Toast the break of day
With your soup
With your lunch
With your dinner
Evening with your tea

Bread, Sir
Give me yesterday's
Flesh today, brew of yesteryear
I'm quoting Mr Franklin

Miss Bunn
Bake me up some fun
You're the one
I know how my bread's buttered
You're the best!

Bread fan
Even Cornish pud's
Really good
Like a visit to the pond
The ducks to feed

Come on
Be your mother's pride
& decide
What you want
For a filling in the middle of a sandwich
© 2020 R W Goldsmith (Feb20) I'm no singer nor musician, so if you are & want to do a version, email me at rikkigoldsmith@gmail.com & we'll discuss royalties!!

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Dylan Baranski - February 28, 2020 - Report this comment
Hey, I actually know this one! Here's 555 pounds of dough to make some really b****in' bread!

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