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The Lyrics

Budgie is a hard rock Welsh band that had a couple of their songs covered by Metallica. If you don't know the OS, here's it is:

Open up your mouth
Open up the fridge
butter up some scones
Never, never gonna miss it!

bacon all the way!
pepper, just a pinch
Hot cakes are a cinch
Gotta make me some muffins!

blueberries gone!
Yum! warm home fries gonna eat them
And some eggs, edible!

Wheat toast!
Buttered all the way
Eat some curds
Whey and bran
Make the toast
Say what? Grits hominy?

Froot Loops!
Sugared milk today!
Pepper, salt, with the waffles
With some jam
With oolong tea and honey

Corn dog!
Wheaties on the side
With a side
Of some Eggos on the top
If you wanna eat some breakfast!

Blueberries, gone!
Yum! Warm home fries and some biscuits!
All that food makes me drool

Garlic, onion, yay!
Eat some curds
Whey and bran
Maybe toast
Say, what you gonna eat???

hungry yet?

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Harry - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry--forgot to link to the LYRICS of the Original song--Budgie isn't well known outside the USA, so here you are:
Andy Primus - October 02, 2009 - Report this comment
Great idea for a Budgie song. Seen the band loads of times. Always thought Tony Bourge was one of the best 70's riffers.

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