How y'all doing out there?
Do you ever seem to have one of those days
When everyone's getting on your case,
From the other side of the aisle
All the way down to your own party's chairman?
Well, Larry Craig's been having one of those days big time,
But he's found his way to get out of here.
Let me tell you 'bout

Sitting in the restroom trying to take a dump
List'ning to some footsteps, who is this chump?
He sits down, now what should I do?
His foot hits mine as I push out number two

Craig is in the men's room
Craig is in the men's room
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling

Checking airport halls, making sure the coast is clear
Looking in the stalls, hoping that somebody's here
He reaches down, I see his hand
No paper, instead I could see his wedding band

Craig is in the men's room
Craig is in the men's room
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling

[harmonica and guitar solos]

No longer works on the Senate floor
Pleaded guilty, he's out the door
Where'd he go after his plane came around?
Two hours later, the senator was found

Craig is in the men's room
Craig is in the men's room
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling

One more!

Craig is in the men's room, yes indeed, Larry
Craig is in the men's room, wo-oh
Now Larry you don't need me to do your thing
And I'm just tryin' to tell you
I don't want no bathroom fling