SPOKEN : hey, howya doin' ?
didja ever have one of those days
where just one drug wasn't "feedin' the bulldog" ?
just about every day is like that for me
lemme tell ya about it......

sittin' in my bedroom...feel like gettin' smashed
i reach into my desk drawer and pull out my stash
i love three things...these three things i do...
are things that i enjoy when i am bored, mad or blue

cocaine, gin and mushrooms
cocaine, gin and mushrooms
now, gin makes ya dizzy
coke makes ya zoom
but everybody knows that coke and gin go swell with 'shrooms

a bouncin' down the hall...in my brain, there's sparks of fear
lookin' at the wall...there's hallucinations here
oh, i'm feelin' strange...but after all
i've done three things
powder, herbs and alcohol

cocaine, gin and mushrooms
cocaine, gin and mushrooms
now, gin makes ya dizzy
coke makes ya zoom
but everybody knows that coke and gin go swell with 'shrooms

leg starts to jerk as i swoon once more
close encounters...at god's front door
brain cells are cookin'...my psyche unwound
twelve hours later...i still ain't hit the ground

cocaine, gin and mushrooms
cocaine, gin and mushrooms
now, gin makes ya dizzy
coke makes ya zoom
but everybody knows that coke and gin go swell with 'shrooms