(Intro)
Ever had one of those days
Where everyone is getting on your case
From your Senator to your favorite Majority Leader?
Well, I found a way out of it!

(Verse 1)
Workin' for a Senator
Thinkin' it's a drag.
Filing all their paperwork
Just ain't my bag!
When it's time for lunch,
You know that's my clue.
Time to meet my "Partner"
On floor number two!.

(Chorus)
Strokin' in a Senate Room!
Yes, indeed!
Strokin' in the Conference Room!
My "Partner" and me.
Aw, Senator don't ya' lecture me,
It's all very clear.
Every "Staffer" knows that
"Diddling" ain't allowed in here!

(Verse 2)
Checkin' out the Room
Makin' sure the coast is clear.
Breakin' out the video camera!
There ain't nobody here.
Me and my "Partner" were trembling in fear
To get caught would surely be
The end of my career!

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(Verse 3)
They told me to work on the Library Floor,
Mindlessly filing documents,
And I got bored.
My Senator was looking for me all around.
Two hours later!
You know where I was found!

(Repeat Chorus)

(Verse 4)
Our video has been "Outed.!"
My "Career" is all but gone!
I'm pursuing legal actions
Just for "Getting it On!"
Caught with my pants down
In a political smear!
Why can't they see
I'm the "Victim" here!!.

(Repeat Chorus)