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Song Parodies -> "Squealed at a Bris"

Original Song Title:

"Sealed with a Kiss"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Squealed at a Bris"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oy, Vey...
So I'm getting circumcised, it's a bummer
Rabbi, I'll sue if you miss!
I'll send your *ss to court!!!
Put away those d*mn scissors!!!!
Squealed at a Bris

While your chopping at my pole with a hammer
Got to ask why you do this?
I'm thrashing with my screams
Stay away! You Farshtinkener*
Squealed at a Bris

I'll sue you! Got no d*mned right!!!
I'll tear, my voice yells, "A Chaleyre*!!!"
I'll cuss and drastically scold you
Cause Rabbi you pulled out pube hair!!!
Now I got to say, "Kush meer in toches*!!!"
Knowing the loves I'll miss
So let me switch Jewish to become a Buddist
Don't feel like a Bris

(Very Painful Instrumental)

Yes, I must have been a fool just to come here
Cause now my manilyhood's missed
I'll send your ass to court, just to buy a new member
Stealed from a Bris
Peeled from a Bris
Shield from a Bris
* A Rotten Person, *A plague on you, *Kiss my ass (Oh and yes I know Merry and Pippen already did something like this, but their's didn't read angry enough)

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Agrimorfee - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, is a fine tool for goyim like us. Good job, Matthias!
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
painfully funny
John Barry - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Gevalt! Der Bat Mitzvah is jetsz eine Bat Mitvah. 555
Stuart McArthur - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
very funny, matthias - great OS to parody (gee, there's been a lot of "bris" mentions lately) - 555
MrMacphisto - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL.... This is Mel Brooks funny.... my favorite of the day... 5-5-5
Tommy Turtle - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Really funny circum-jerk! 555
Meriadoc - February 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Just found this Matthias! Excellent snippet! ;-)

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