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Song Parodies -> "Greedo Shuffle"

Original Song Title:

"Lido Shuffle"

Original Performer:

Boz Scaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Greedo Shuffle"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

YASWP (Yet Another Star Wars Parody). Don't know the original song? It's on YouTube.
Greedo missed his shot
When he confronted Han
A shot at point-blank range
How could you miss that, man?

He would be a star
In that grubby bar
He saw his chance
But he forgot the blaster
Han wore on his pants

Showing no doubt
Greedo pulled his weapon out
Held it high
He said "Don't try anything funny
Hope you have Jabba's money
Or you will die"

Greedo, whoa-oh-oh-oh
He's rough and ready
He's kinda dumb
He's Jabba's kind of gansta scum

Greedo, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
He said "I've been hoping to face you
Now I'm gonna erase you
Then I'll split this slum"

Greedo's determined
Giving Han a sermon
'Bout what to expect
There's a price for Solo's body
That Greedo will collect

Then he'll call himself the Mean Green
Death machine of Tattoine
Better than Fett
He says "Fame and fortune now beckons"
But Han shot first or second
And Greedo was dead

Greedo, whoa-oh-oh-oh
He got too cocky
Gunnin' for Han
Now he's an ex-Rodian

Greedo, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
He was ready to do it
But then he went and blew it
Call a clergyman

[Cantina music]

Greedo, whoa-oh-oh-oh
He was a kiddo
With Anakin
Now his body's in a bin

Greedo, whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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 4   0
 5   3

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Joseph Little - October 14, 2021 - Report this comment
Thats totally awesome, I also did this os referencing Ludo from the Labyrinth
Maclunkey - October 14, 2021 - Report this comment
...or Greedo got liquidated and processed for his pheromones and served up as a drink to Jabba by Wuher the bartender, if you go by the accounts given in the old Star Wars novel Tales From The Mos Eisley Cantina.
Jonathan - October 14, 2021 - Report this comment
have some 5s, just don't get Greedo... I mean, greedy.
Rex - October 15, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks JL, M, and J!

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