Tebow won the game that day and here's the fact
that did not sit too well with the ex-quarterback
that buck-tooth horse-faced washed-up has-been made him stop
by paying 96 mil to get him kicked off
next stop ny town
Tebow took a plane on down to be a jet
I think one small play oughta get it
put him in won't regret it
and they haven't yet

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
he's for the win
he makes the show
Tebow's goin' for the goal
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
I think one small play oughta get it
put him in won't regret it
Sanchez hit the road

Tebow be runnin' havin' great big fun just at training camp
as for hopes of in a game those hopes are rather damp
elway lyin' like a politician
payin' off the competition willin' to break
well we knew he was a big baby
no if's and's or a maybe
but this takes the cake

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
he's for the win
he makes the show
Tebow's goin' for the goal
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
one small play oughta get it
put him in won't regret it
Sanchez hit the road

(awesome synth solo accompanied by equally awesome footage of tebow playing)

Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh
he's for the win
he makes the show
Tebow's goin' for the goal
Tebow woah-oh-oh-oh (fade out)