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Song Parodies -> "Kano Shuffle"

Original Song Title:

"Lido Shuffle"

Original Performer:

Boz Scaggs

Parody Song Title:

"Kano Shuffle"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Once upon a time....
Kano had a match that day, he lost to Jax,
But that was all he lost, but he's not coming back.
At a railroad car from the rundown bar, Jade was all she got,
Just good enough to knock her butt off from the top,

Next stop, Chi-town, Cyrax put the hammer down, but Kano rolled...
He said one last hit oughta get it, one last kick 'fore we quit it
Kano, whoa-oh-oh-oh
He's getting bloody, He's for the show,
Fatality is his go
Kano, whoa-oh-oh-oh
He said one last hit oughta get it, one last kick 'fore we quit it

Kano be punchin, kickin' out some when he got the note,
Sayin' "Get Liu Kang or lose," but that was all they wrote,
He be fighting like a stray dog, not sleeping like a log,
going for broke...

Sayin' one more punch oughta do it, one kick,
ain't nothing to more for the road.....

(repeat chorus)


Sayin' one more punch oughta do it, one kick,

(repeat chorus and fade)
ain't nothing to more for the road.....

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Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - September 21, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS, so I give it 354.

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