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Song Parodies -> "Ms. Vagnor"
Original Song Title:
"Ma Barker"
Original Performer:
Boney M
Parody Song Title:
"Ms. Vagnor"
Parody Written by:
Freddy Flame
The Lyrics
For Olga, Happy Valentine's. The story you are about to read is inspired by reality. The names and places have been changed to prevent my ass from getting sued.
FREEZE! I'm Ms. Vagnor. Put your hands in the air. Lemme see your hall pass.
This is the story of Ms. Vagnor, the meanest cat in ole St. Joseph town.
She was the meanest cat
In ole St. Joseph town.
She was the meanest cat.
She always brought us down.
She had no heart at all.
No no no heart at all.
She was the meanest cat.
Oh, she was really rough.
She made the wrestling team
Look nowhere near as tough.
She'll give you a red ass,
Cause you chew gum in class
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
She caused a trail of tears.
Up and down the hallway.
And when one boy was late,
She really made him.
"You get no lunch this week."
"No no no lunch this week."
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
There ain't a kid she liked.
She though we had such sass.
Run a bit in the halls,
And she'll suspend your ass.
She doesn't care at all.
Just doesn't care at all.
Here is a special bulletin.
Ms. Vagnor is St. Joseph High's most hated woman.
Her photo is making 'bout every Rottweiler cry.
If you have any liking at all towards this woman,
Bend over so we can kick your freakin'...
Don't anybody move! The hall pass or your life.
Two kids kissed before class.
It was their last foray.
Vagnor appeared too soon.
They couldn't get away.
Well, she expelled the two.
This, they just couldn't chew.
And so they took their case,
Directly to the board.
They wanted her to hang.
They couldn't take no more.
But, the board paid no mind.
"Oh, we think she's quite kind."
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
This is the story of Ms. Vagnor, the meanest cat in ole St. Joseph town.
She was the meanest cat
In ole St. Joseph town.
She was the meanest cat.
She always brought us down.
She had no heart at all.
No no no heart at all.
She was the meanest cat.
Oh, she was really rough.
She made the wrestling team
Look nowhere near as tough.
She'll give you a red ass,
Cause you chew gum in class
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
She caused a trail of tears.
Up and down the hallway.
And when one boy was late,
She really made him.
"You get no lunch this week."
"No no no lunch this week."
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
There ain't a kid she liked.
She though we had such sass.
Run a bit in the halls,
And she'll suspend your ass.
She doesn't care at all.
Just doesn't care at all.
Here is a special bulletin.
Ms. Vagnor is St. Joseph High's most hated woman.
Her photo is making 'bout every Rottweiler cry.
If you have any liking at all towards this woman,
Bend over so we can kick your freakin'...
Don't anybody move! The hall pass or your life.
Two kids kissed before class.
It was their last foray.
Vagnor appeared too soon.
They couldn't get away.
Well, she expelled the two.
This, they just couldn't chew.
And so they took their case,
Directly to the board.
They wanted her to hang.
They couldn't take no more.
But, the board paid no mind.
"Oh, we think she's quite kind."
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, mean from head to feet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, makes grizzlies seem sweet.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, she never could grin.
Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Ms. Vagnor, and her patience's real thin.
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This is great! You just made my day...The parady is quite true and very funny...especially the "most hated woman" part...You sure do have talent! Thank you!
I thought this was really funny, 5's
Who's Ms. Vagnor? On another note, as soon as I find the OS, I'm gonna make a parody about Bart Simpson.
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