Digge ding ding ding digge digge ding ding
Hey - di - hey - di - hoh
Bla bla bla bla yada yada ya
Hey - di - hey - di - hoh

When you see this guy who looks like Bill Nye - heydiheydihoh
If you hear this chick saying she hates dicks - heydiheydihoh
If she tries to flirt in a lumberjack shirt- heydiheydihoh
If she'd take a bullet to protect her mullet- heydiheydihoh

Oy vey!Oy vey!They're very very gay
If they like to charade in the Pride parade,very very gay
Oy vey!Oy vey!They're very very gay
If they sing along to this stupid song,very very gay
They're very very gay

If he spends his days watching "Will & Grace" - heydiheydihoh
if she sings like a bird when watching "The L word" - heydiheydihoh
If his heart is achin' for Clay Aiken - heydiheydihoh
If she makes a bang cuz of k.d. Lang - heydiheydihoh

Oy vey!Oy vey!They're very very gay
It's not a hex,to like the same sex,very very gay
Oy vey!Oy vey!They're very very gay
So get into your car,to a gay bar,very very gay
They're very very gay

If he gets his kicks watching men's "sticks" - heydiheydihoh
If he likes fun with good old John- heydiheydihoh
If her name is Jude,but looks like a dude - heydiheydihoh
If her vagina goes for girls from China - heydiheydihoh

Oy vey!Oy vey!They're very very gay
LGBT makes a good parody,very very gay
Oy vey!Oy vey!They're very very gay
Homosexuality is tricky,very very gay
They're very very gay
They're very very gay
Yes,they're very very gay
This song is very gay