Song Parodies -> "Michael Vick"

Original Song Title:

"Rasputin"

Original Performer:

Boney M

Parody Song Title:

"Michael Vick"

Parody Written by:

The Church of the CFL of Latter-day Saints

The Lyrics

This song is called "Michael Vick", a parody version of Rasputin by Boney M.

There was a quarterback in Atlanta long ago
He was big and strong, in his eyes of the Falcons
Most people looked at him with support and with win
But to Falcons fans he was such a outstanding guy
He could bring the Falcons to Super Bowl
Full of victory and joy
But he also was the kind of QB
Falcons would desire

MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Lover of the Falcons king
There was a guy that was suspended
MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Falcons' greatest quarterback
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Falcons land and never mind the dogs
He'd done dog fighting he was later indicted
In all affairs of state he was sent to prison
But he was real bad when he was suspended for life
For the fans he was a the dog fighter
Though they heard the things he'd done
They believed he was a Falcons superstar
Who would win the game

MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Lover of the Falcons king
There was a guy that was suspended
MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Falcons' greatest quarterback
It was a shame how he carried on

(Spoken:)
But when his playing and fighting with his dog fights
for power became known to all NFL fans
the demands to do something about this prestigious
fans became louder and louder.

"This man's just got to go!" declared by the lawyer
But his big fans begged "You have been banned now for life"
No doubt this Michael Vick had lot of dog fighting
Though he was brutal he they just ban him for life
Then one day some men of higher standing
Go to court, they're not to blame
"Come to a trial" they like him found guilty
And he really did

MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Lover of the Falcons king
They sent him to jail for a while
MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Falcons' greatest quarterback
He went to court and he was gulty

MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Lover of the Falcons king
He didn't quit, he was suspended
MIKE MIKE MICHAEL VICK
Falcons' greatest quarterback
And so they sent him to jail for now

(Spoken:) Oh, those Falcons...

Michael Vick could return to NFL once he was released out of jail, possibly this coming 2009 or 2010 NFL season or perhaps not at all since he might be banned for life fron NFL.

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Nicole W - April 01, 2009 - Report this comment

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