What is her plan, for USA main street?
She thinks harass means her behind.
She was the boss, not her old man Billy,
Her Senate seat, sits her behind.
Out in Des Moines now she got bolder,
It's gettin' ugly her cliche.
It's understood, she keeps on a lyin',
She grinds her gears, she's on her way.

Hilly, she's such a zero, she wants to rule us for life.
Hilly, she's such a zero, was she the prez or the wife?
But she is just such a ho, that old Hilly, her hat will throw,
Hilly, she's such a zero, run for term three.

No colder blue than be trapped on a Hill ride,
Sure hope her campaign runs aground.
The torment ride as her sharp fangs destroys,
She'll give this nation such a pound.
She'll try to engineer her glide up,
She'll peck on us like an old hen.
And Billy's hand be up some ho's garment,
Be gettin' all the ho's in bed.

I said,
Hilly, she's such a zero, she wants to rule us for life.
Hilly, she's such a zero, was she the prez or the wife?
But she is just such a ho, that old Hilly, her hat will throw,
Hilly, she's such a zero, run for term three.

I hope that some dark day we don't get her,
Let's don't let Hilly have her way.
Don't let her 'cause she's such a zero,
Hope her campaign just fades away,
So, just let New York keep her, OK?

Hilly, she's such a zero, she wants to rule us for life.
Hilly, she's such a zero, was she the prez or the wife?
But she is just such a ho, that old Hilly, her hat will throw,
Hilly, she's such a zero, run for term three.