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Song Parodies -> "Billy, Don't Eat A Taco"
Original Song Title:
"Billy, Don't Be A Hero"
Original Performer:
Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods
Parody Song Title:
"Billy, Don't Eat A Taco"
Parody Written by:
Bradford Boogie
The Lyrics
About the rat problems at Taco Bell
BILLY, DON'T EAT A TACO
The Taco Bell right down along Main Street
Their food goes straight to my behind
I looked inside and there I saw Billy
Waiting in the pickup line
And when he walked up to the counter
A couple rats jumped on his tray
I tried to yell from where I was standing
But I don't think he heard me say
I said,
"Billy, don't eat a taco, don't be a fool with your life"
"Billy, don't eat a taco, stab 'em with your plastic knife
And as he started to go, I saw rats on his burrito-o-o
"Billy, don't eat a taco, take it from me"
A coupon came today in the mail
For discounts on a rat fillet
I promptly threw that coupon away
The Taco Bell right down along Main Street
Their food goes straight to my behind
I looked inside and there I saw Billy
Waiting in the pickup line
And when he walked up to the counter
A couple rats jumped on his tray
I tried to yell from where I was standing
But I don't think he heard me say
I said,
"Billy, don't eat a taco, don't be a fool with your life"
"Billy, don't eat a taco, stab 'em with your plastic knife
And as he started to go, I saw rats on his burrito-o-o
"Billy, don't eat a taco, take it from me"
A coupon came today in the mail
For discounts on a rat fillet
I promptly threw that coupon away
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This parody rang my bell. Five coupons to eat at other places.
Ay, carratba!
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