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Song Parodies -> "Damnin'"
Original Song Title:
"Jammin'"
Original Performer:
Bob Marley & the Wailers
Parody Song Title:
"Damnin'"
Parody Written by:
Porfle Popnecker
The Lyrics
Ooh, yeah, all right
I'm damnin'
I wanna damn Rocky II
I'm damnin', damnin'
And I'm damnin' ice hockey, too
Ain't no joy, ain't no fun
I'm abhorin' everyone
I and I hate you and you
Cause everyone is lame and vile
And a little infantile
Damnin' down the avenue
I'm damnin'
I think I'll damn your car for bein' too fast
I'm damnin'
And I hope the damn thing's outta gas
The Bible can't top me now
I hold the record and I vow
Many more will be condemned
You think Sean Penn is right
Or Rush Limbaugh's rap is tight
(You're) all just dummies in the end
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
And I damn you if you wear baggy shorts
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
I'm damnin' Olympic sports
Clothing designers
Ode-singing whiners
I sit in my recliner
And dole out damnation
Yeah, I'm
I'm damnin' (what'cha gonna do)
I'm damnin'
I wanna damn chicken stew
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
Damn, this soap I'm damnin', too
I'm damnin' Vanna White
And fookin' Rainbow Brite
My Little Pony's eyes
I trust you get the gist
That I must amend the list
As damned multiplies
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin') yeah-eah
I wanna damn black and blue
I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin'
I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin'
Damn the torpedoes, too
I'm damnin', I'm damnin' (damnin')
I'm damnin', I'm damnin' (damnin')
I wanna (I wanna damn Nancy Drew) I wanna
I wanna damn your 'do now
Damnin', damnin' (Pope'd like damnin', too)
Yeah-eah, the Pope'd like damnin', the Pope'd like damnin'
Cause (I wanna damn micro brew) I wanna damn doggy doo
I, like, I know ya--I know ya need damnin', too
I wanna dammit
I wanna dammit
I'm damnin'
I wanna damn Rocky II
I'm damnin', damnin'
And I'm damnin' ice hockey, too
Ain't no joy, ain't no fun
I'm abhorin' everyone
I and I hate you and you
Cause everyone is lame and vile
And a little infantile
Damnin' down the avenue
I'm damnin'
I think I'll damn your car for bein' too fast
I'm damnin'
And I hope the damn thing's outta gas
The Bible can't top me now
I hold the record and I vow
Many more will be condemned
You think Sean Penn is right
Or Rush Limbaugh's rap is tight
(You're) all just dummies in the end
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
And I damn you if you wear baggy shorts
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
I'm damnin' Olympic sports
Clothing designers
Ode-singing whiners
I sit in my recliner
And dole out damnation
Yeah, I'm
I'm damnin' (what'cha gonna do)
I'm damnin'
I wanna damn chicken stew
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin')
Damn, this soap I'm damnin', too
I'm damnin' Vanna White
And fookin' Rainbow Brite
My Little Pony's eyes
I trust you get the gist
That I must amend the list
As damned multiplies
I'm damnin' (damnin', damnin', damnin') yeah-eah
I wanna damn black and blue
I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin'
I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin', I'm damnin'
Damn the torpedoes, too
I'm damnin', I'm damnin' (damnin')
I'm damnin', I'm damnin' (damnin')
I wanna (I wanna damn Nancy Drew) I wanna
I wanna damn your 'do now
Damnin', damnin' (Pope'd like damnin', too)
Yeah-eah, the Pope'd like damnin', the Pope'd like damnin'
Cause (I wanna damn micro brew) I wanna damn doggy doo
I, like, I know ya--I know ya need damnin', too
I wanna dammit
I wanna dammit
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A damn good parody- 555!!!
This song reminds me a little of the hit by the Jamaican Muslim Rastafarian (or Mustapharian) singer Al Bab al Marli -- Islammin', Islammin' in the name of Allah. We Islammmin'; and I hope you be Islammin' too
Well, I'll be doggonned!
Clever idea! I love your "i and I hate you and you" line.
Thanks, that's darn nice of you!
Porfle, you seem a bit stressed :) Have a valium and a good lie down!
That sounds like good advice. I think I'll take some extra-strength Damitol, too.
I was thinking of writing a parody called "Dammit" about a year ago, and I ultimately gave up. Then this Artistry round comes up, and now I gotta say, "Dammit, dammit, dammit! Porfle made the parody so!"
Dadgum!
This was a damn fine parody! Even though I do in fact abhor My Little Pony I was damn happy to see the damn reference in here... Dammit!!!
Damn nice of you to say so!
Don't forget to damn the river. You make ranting fun.
Dam the river and then damn the dam!
(Artistry) Man, I wonder what happened to this guy to make him want to curst out everything in existence. Well, at least singing a song about it is better than becoming a Batman villain or something. Fun little parody here, 555!
Okay. . .turning Jammin into a 'list' parody which repeats Damnin a lot. . .its okay to me, simple, but ok
"Simple, but ok"...hey, that's what the teachers used to write about me in the "comments" section of my report card!
@bobpiecheese--thanks!
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