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Song Parodies -> "I Sh4t Vlad Putin"

Original Song Title:

"I Shot the Sheriff"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley

Parody Song Title:

"I Sh4t Vlad Putin"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

I sh4t Vlad Putin, but I didn't trash Don Trump-utin
Oh, no, oh
I sh4t Vlad Putin, but I didn't trash Don Trump-utin
Ooh, ooh, ooh (yeah)
All around in Am-I-Right
They tryin' to vote me down, yeah
They say they want to bomb me ones, yeah
For trashing of Don Trump-utin, for trashing of Don Trump-utin
But I say, oh, now, now
Oh, I sh4t Vlad Putin (the monster!), but I swear it was in parody (no, no)
Ooh, ooh, ooh (yeah)
I said, I sh4t Vlad Putin (oh Tchort!)
And they say it is a libel-lee (oh now, yeah)
Ooh, ooh, ooh (yeah)
(Hear this)
Russian trolls have always hated me
For what? I don't know
Every time I spoof a song
They said, "Bomb it all with ones"
They said, "Bomb them all with ones"
And so, and so
Read it in the news
I sh4t Vlad Putin (oh Tchort!), but I swear it was in parody
You think it's slandery? (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
I said I sh4t Vlad Putin but I swear it was in parody
Yeah (ooh)
Freedom came to Ukraine
And he started a war again
All of a sudden I saw Vlad Putin
Aiming for World War Three
So I sh4t, I sh4t, I sh4t him down
And I say, if I am funny I will pay
I sh4t the sheriff (but I say) but I didn't trash Don Trump-utin
I didn't trash Don Trump-utin, no (oh, no, oh)
I sh4t Vlad Putin, and it was for war-mongering
Ooh, ooh, ooh (yeah)
Humour had the better of me
And what is to be must be
Every day the Russkies die a-thousand
One day the peace will prevail
One day the peace will prevail
I say
I, I, I, I sh4t Vlad Putin, Tchort, I didn't trash Don Trump-utin, no
Yeah, I, I, sh4t Vlad Putin, but I didn't trash Don Trump-utin, yeah
So yeah

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Michael Pacholek - January 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Putin and all his fans, America has a message for you: Иди на хуй.
eeL deaL - January 24, 2024 - Report this comment
was fun to sing. i would have written "I sh4t Vlad Pootin and i also sh4t that DumpPutin". 8D
Владимира Путина - January 24, 2024 - Report this comment
Майклу Пачолеку и другим неудачникам, сосущим задницу Зеленскому:

Нет, это вы в жопе.
MAGA - January 24, 2024 - Report this comment
It could be that Ukraine is losing the war with Russia

https://www.peoplesworld.org/article/it-could-be-that-ukraine-is-losing-the-war-with-russia/

It "could be" that Vladolf Putler has kicked your аsses?

Nah, that's Commie talk! John Wojcik should be taken out and shot for sedition. Y'know, to preserve muh dimockrahsee!
Maria Mateiciuc - January 24, 2024 - Report this comment
https://twitter.com/MariaMateiciuc/status/1743658029893984735

I just got back from Ukraine, where I was visiting some friends.

Everything we have heard about what’s happening in Ukraine is a lie.

The reality is darker, bleaker, and unequivocally hopeless. There is no such thing as Ukraine "winning" this war.

- By their estimates, they have lost over one million of their sons, fathers and husbands; an entire generation is gone.
- Even in the Southwest, where the anti-Russian sentiment is long-standing, citizens are reluctant or straight-up scared to publicly criticize Zelensky; they will go to jail.
- In every village and town, the streets, shops, and restaurants are mostly absent of men.
- The few men who remain are terrified of leaving their homes for fear of being kidnapped into conscription. Some have resorted to begging friends to break their legs to avoid service.
- Army search parties take place early in the morning, when men leave their homes to go to work. They ambush and kidnap them off the streets and within 3-4 hours they get listed in the army and taken away straight to the front lines with minimal or no training at all; it is "a death sentence."
- It's getting worse every day. Where I was staying, a dentist had just been taken by security forces on his way to work, leaving behind two small children. Every day, 3-5 dead bodies keep arriving from the front lines.
- Mothers and wives fight tooth and nail with the armed forces, beg and plead not to have their men taken away. They try bribing, which sometimes works, but most of the time they are met with physical violence and death threats.
- The territory celebrated as having been "won back" from Russia has been reduced to rubble and is uninhabitable. Regardless, there is no one left to live there and displaced families will likely never return.
- They see the way the war has been reported, at home and abroad. It's a "joke" and "propaganda." They say: “Look around: is this winning?”.
- Worse, some have been hoaxed into believing that once Ukrainians forces are exhausted, American soldiers will come in to replace them and “win the war”.

There is no ambiguity in these people. The war was for nothing - a travesty. The outcome always was, and is, clear. The people are hopeless, utterly destroyed, and living in an unending nightmare.

They are pleading for an end, any end - most likely the same "peace" that could have been achieved two years ago. In their minds, they have already lost, for their sons, fathers and husbands are gone, and their country has been destroyed. There is no "victory" that can change that.

Make no mistake, they are angry with Putin. But they are also angry with Zelensky and the West. They have lost everything, worst of all, hope and faith, and cannot comprehend why Zelenky wishes to continue the current trajectory, the one of human devastation.

I didn't witness the war; but what I saw was absolutely heart-breaking.

Shame on the people, regardless of their intentions, who have supported this war. And shame on the media for continuing to lie about it.
Susanna Viljanen - January 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Cope on, trolls.
Susanna Viljanen - January 25, 2024 - Report this comment
"People's World" link leads to a Communist website. As we know, Communists support uncritically Vladolf Putler - the Red coat has a Black lining. The "Maria Mateiciuc" account in Twitter is a troll account. Seems I managed not only to stir the anthill but kick it in full commotion. Let's see at which time the war in Ukraine is too much for even the Russian serfs, which have proven notoriously servile and tolerant for their leaders' abuse ever since the Mongol Yoke.
Phil Alexander - January 25, 2024 - Report this comment
It's a weird world we're in where Communists outside Russia and Republicans in the US are united in their support of Putin, for such very different reasons.

"Everything we have heard about what’s happening in Ukraine is a lie."

..everything? So the Russians haven't invaded, the drones and rockets hitting Kyiv are just a figment of the imagination. No Russian troops have been killed at all because there is no war? I'm afraid it's not really possible to take much after that statement as anything other than either direct propaganda or the witterings of someone who really doesn't know what they're talking about. So I'm not entirely surprised one of the MAGA crew posted it.
CML - January 25, 2024 - Report this comment
Its an even stranger world when Russians are the champions of truth and the US govt is revealed as pathological liars. Quite a statement eh, Phil? Lets see if I can back it up ... For a period of four years, Dems said that Trump conspired with Putin to steal the 2016 election. The Russians denied this. As it turned out the Dems were lying and the Russians were speaking the truth. Then came Hunter's laptop. Putin and the pathologically lying Russians said it wasnt a disinformation op, but of course, they were "exposed" when FIFTY ONE ( fifty one? the devil you say!!) members of our intelligence community said it was! (Take THAT Putler!!) But as it turned out whispering like a completely demeted president) the Russians were telling the truth .. AGAIN! ... Which can only mean that the Russians are being pathological liars about the WAR, because the same group of Dems SAY SO! ... So how would that work out in a court of law -- Your witness is revealed to have been a pathological liar and the opposition's witness has been revealed as a truthful as a Boy Scout
CML - January 25, 2024 - Report this comment
BTW, how do you all arrive at the conclusion that Ukraine can win the war. Russia now how total control over the airspace and can strike at will throughout Ukraine. So how can you fix that problem. Bring in every Patriot battery that exists. But Russia will destroy the system before it can be set up. Will 100 F-16 change the game. Well unless you get some that are powered by reubber band, they'll need Jet fuel. How difficult will it be to blow the necessary fuel depots to kingdom come? You could probably do that with a carelessly tossed cigarette. Any run of the missile kamiilaze drone could do it .... You know I made this very point when a Russian missile turned an ammo depot in Khmelnitsky into the biggest fireball since Hiroshima .. I wrote at the time that this meant thst the Uke counter offensive had NO chance. BTW, how did that turn out. Was I right?
MAGA - January 25, 2024 - Report this comment
“"People's World" link leads to a Communist website.”

Well yes, but no more Communist than—say—ABC, or NBC, or CBS, or CNN, or Reuters, or the AP, or whatever other culturally Marxist Biden-rimming Climate Cultist propaganda outlet is feeding you all that delusional B.S. you're spewing about how Ukraine is totally winning a war it is clearly losing quite badly.

“As we know, Communists support uncritically Vladolf Putler - the Red coat has a Black lining.”

That would be news to the Trump-hating Biden-rimming Climate Cultist Commies who run People's World! They've condemned the "Putin regime" quite vocally, declaring it "the main danger to global peace and security" no less:

https://www.peoplesworld.org/article/putin-regime-emerges-as-the-main-danger-to-global-peace-and-security/

That doesn't sound like support at all, let alone "uncritical" support! It's not what you don't know that gets you in trouble, girl; it's the B.S. you “know” that just ain't so.

“The "Maria Mateiciuc" account in Twitter is a troll account.”

Translation: “troll account” = “account that tells me hard truths I don't want to hear.”

Meanwhile, back in reality, Maria Mereiciuc is about as much a “troll account” as People's World is one of Vladimir Putin's uncritical supporters.

“Seems I managed not only to stir the anthill but kick it in full commotion.”

Seems more like you put your foot in your mouth, and you know it, judging by your disallowing comments on your latest mindless regurgitation of everything you “know” about Ukraine that just ain't so.

“Let's see at which time the war in Ukraine is too much for even the Russian serfs, which have proven notoriously servile and tolerant for their leaders' abuse ever since the Mongol Yoke.”

Just wait until Hell freezes over, pigs start flying, the state withers away and True Communism™ arrives, and you finally have a brain that actually works.
Susanna Viljanen - January 26, 2024 - Report this comment
Keep on coping, honey. Your lies have been exposed, and you are still the same sorry Russian serf as ever before. Enjoy the Kremlin Khanate!
Phil Alexander - January 26, 2024 - Report this comment
@CML - the Russians "the champions of truth"?? Oh, puhlease.. what you mean is you believe Russian propaganda over journalism, sounds more like..

The investigation showed pretty conclusively the Russians interfered in 2016 to help Trump get elected; various member of his campaign team were knowingly helping them do so.. but Trump didn't conspire so much as gratefully accept that interference. Now you're trying to spin it, as Trump does, as some kind of witch hunt and nothing untoward happened. That is not an honest reporting of history.

Re Hunter's laptop, you mean 50 *former* members of the intelligence community: https://www.politico.com/news/2020/10/19/hunter-biden-story-russian-disinfo-430276 - in this instance, they were wrong. You're presenting this as a "US lies/Russia tells the truth" example, when that's not what happened.

The Russians have told *lots* of lies about the war in Ukraine (including for many months that there was no war in Ukraine), that have been shown to be so by reporters on the ground, nothing to do with the Democrats, anywhere (has "Democrat Derangement Syndrome" been officially identified yet? You look like you're suffering, badly).

To summarize: neither the US government nor the Russian one (or probably any other government) could ever have been described as a "champion of truth"; to suggest Russia is on the basis of one inaccurate memory of history and a second cherry-picked example shows either massive bias or stupidity.

Your ability to follow trails of logic is completely suspect and has been so fully undermined by now, I don't know why I bother responding to anything. But..
"BTW, how do you all arrive at the conclusion that Ukraine can win the war."
I'm not sure that anyone has claimed that with any kind of certainty - you certainly try to make your arguments easier by fighting against strawmen. It has seemed to me for a while that the most likely end to the conflict will be when Putin either dies or is ousted; but what is the option? You want to just say to Ukraine "let Putin win"?

"Russia now how total control over the airspace and can strike at will throughout Ukraine"
That's not what the reports I'm seeing are saying: is your source Tass by any chance?
Sane - January 29, 2024 - Report this comment
The level of TDS in the comments is staggering. Not that the mass 1 vote is any less unfair however.

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