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Song Parodies -> "Ode to a Fascist Pig"

Original Song Title:

"Crazy Baldheads"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley

Parody Song Title:

"Ode to a Fascist Pig"

Parody Written by:

Spank And Imprison The Traitor!

The Lyrics

A tribute and a salute to the worst individual on this Big Blue Marble. His name will resonate throughout history as one of the ugliest and worst of the lot of all time.
(^ war yelp, two times *)

That lippy, that bratty
We gotta belt that Donnie
'Cross the chops
Belt that Douchebag Traitor
Across the chops!

[Verse 1]
Take his daughter for his wife
No regard for human life
Didn't he want all of us now
Slave for his glory
Yet he look us with this scorn
He should have never been born

We gonna beat that asshole
Slug that obscene
Punch that Mussolini
In the face!
(* here's where the lady background singers come in *)

Bluh-bluh-bluh doo dit stip stop steal dil ya doo stop steal ya diddily dil ya di day
Bluh bluh-bluh bluh-bluh bluh-bluh bluh-bluh bluh-bluh bluh-bluh doo doo shit and da do got shitty in head

[Verse 2]
Wants his scowling picture in every class in school
Brainwash education to make us the fools
Kidnap ethnic children, for a wall
Personality cult on us all

We gonna beat that racist
Thrash that screaming rapist
Spank that diaper stinker
Right on the ass!
(* percussion stick twists in block three times, then sequentially in rhythm *)
(* additional hand played percussion comes in here *)

(Throw that traitor asshole into jail!)

We gonna punch that rapist
Kick that tiddy-squeezer
Punch that pussy-grabber
Right in the gut!

[Verse 3]
100th anniversary Tulsa massacre
Stadium not even half filled up
Demonstrators black, white, yellow, red
Shout and chase out fascist pecker head

We gonna kick that pervert
Kick that incest-monger
Kick that Ca-li-gula
Right in the nuts!
Even Hitler, Stalin, Mussolini, Franco, Peron, Mao, Amin, Tojo and other totalitarian turds weren't sexual deviants or SMFs. The fact that America did shows a gross lack of morals in our society.

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