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Song Parodies -> "I Shot My Mouth Off"

Original Song Title:

"I Shot The Sheriff"

Original Performer:

Bob Marley

Parody Song Title:

"I Shot My Mouth Off"

Parody Written by:

Dan Creeden

The Lyrics

I shot my mouth off
Cause I am down to Earth and am so real
I shot my mouth off
I don't see what's the !@#&% big deal
Yeah, I've been this way all my life
You can ask my friends and wife
Their not surprised with what I will say
They hear it every day
And it won't ever go away

Oh, come on , so
I shot my mouth off ( So What )
But at least in my self defense
Oh, what's the harm
I shot my mouth off ( That's Right )
It could be worse and I have Tourette

If you look at the oval history
Of all the former V P's
I can name a good number
Who were much worse off than me
And at the top there was Dick Cheney
You See

( They said it in the news )
I shot my mouth off ( Too Loud )
Mistakes are just a human curse
I shot my mouth off
Just stick around it will get worse ( Oh Yeah )

Whenever I see an open mike
Half my brain starts to shut down
What I say seems good to me
But it changes as my mouth makes that sound
And the press, they write it all down
And they say

I shot my mouth off
And they say ( There he goes saying stupid things )
I shot my mouth off
Like a canary I will always sing

The President is lucky to have me
If only the press would see, they could
When I'm standing next to the President
In comparison, I make him look good
I make him look real damn good
And that's why

I shoot my mouth off
It's what a VP is suppose to do
I shoot my mouth off
So the President doesn't have to ( Oh Yeah )

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Old Man Ribber - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
It seems that Biden has some of the same writers as Dick ;D
Mark Scotti - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Another F@#king great Joe Biden parody!! This gets big f@#king fives...
Michael Pacholek - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
President Obama doesn't need Vice President Biden to make himself look good. He just has to do the job the majority elected him to do -- which he is doing. Of course, an "I Shot (anybody)" parody would be better for Cheney. Having a Vice President who ONLY shoots from the lip is a big f(rea)king step up! Heck, Biden even has better hair than Cheney -- and Biden doesn't have better hair than too many people! Come to think of it, Cheney's a big-time boozer, and Biden doesn't drink at all. See, another improvement.
John Barry - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Dick: evil. Joe: comic relief. Parody: good.
Phil Nelson - March 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Must be a theme today. Well spoken
John Jenkins - March 27, 2010 - Report this comment
For parody writers,it is unfortunate that Joe Biden will be a one-term VP. For the nation, it is fortunate.
Patrick - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Sorry I didn't get to this for a couple days. Funny and well written. This bill is a big "effing" deal. And it's the American people who are going to get "effed".
Barry J. Mitchel - March 29, 2010 - Report this comment
True, Joe Biden is better protection for the US President than is the Secret Service, just as Dick Cheney protected George W. Bush. Nancy Pelosi has been their backup since January 2007! 555 though IDNKTOS and I think you meant "oral" not "oval" in line 17.

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