I shot my mouth off
Cause I am down to Earth and am so real
I shot my mouth off
I don't see what's the !@#&% big deal
Yeah, I've been this way all my life
You can ask my friends and wife
Their not surprised with what I will say
They hear it every day
And it won't ever go away
OK

Oh, come on , so
I shot my mouth off ( So What )
But at least in my self defense
Oh, what's the harm
I shot my mouth off ( That's Right )
It could be worse and I have Tourette

If you look at the oval history
Of all the former V P's
I can name a good number
Who were much worse off than me
And at the top there was Dick Cheney
You See

( They said it in the news )
I shot my mouth off ( Too Loud )
Mistakes are just a human curse
I shot my mouth off
Just stick around it will get worse ( Oh Yeah )

Whenever I see an open mike
Half my brain starts to shut down
What I say seems good to me
But it changes as my mouth makes that sound
And the press, they write it all down
And they say

I shot my mouth off
And they say ( There he goes saying stupid things )
I shot my mouth off
Like a canary I will always sing

The President is lucky to have me
If only the press would see, they could
When I'm standing next to the President
In comparison, I make him look good
I make him look real damn good
And that's why

I shoot my mouth off
It's what a VP is suppose to do
I shoot my mouth off
So the President doesn't have to ( Oh Yeah )