I’m crammin I’m crammin
Studying to pass my final class
I’m crammin I’m crammin
So my parents won’t chew out my ass

10 years ago I came to this four year school
So I could get a simple degree
But I caught a case of the Party On Blues
And I think my folks are catching on to me

I’m crammin I’m crammin
It’s time to go and get a better outlook
I’m crammin I’m crammin
I might have to even crack open a school book

No one here told me you had to go to class
And do papers and exams to get a grade
Had I known this was to be a lot of work
I would have thought of a much easier way

I’m crammin I’m crammin
I can’t believe all this work to do
I’m crammin I’m crammin
I need a calculator. What’s 2+2?

Pull an All Nighter
Pull an All Nighter
I think this case of Red Bull is making me a little brighter

I’m crammin I’m crammin
I think I might pull it off if I really try
I’m crammin I’m crammin
Who am I kidding, I’ll graudate when pigs can fly

I crammed all night and couldn’t retain one thing
But I think I solved my whole problem
So instead of telling the truth to my folks
I’m joining the local Witness Protection Program

No more crammin No more crammin
It’s time to run and turn the other cheek
No more crammin No more crammin
But do I still get my allowance every week?