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Song Parodies -> "Herman Cain"
Original Song Title:
"Spiderman Animated TV Theme Song"
Original Performer:
Bob Harris
Parody Song Title:
"Herman Cain"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
This is my 700th parody accomplished in 6 mos, 13 days straight!!!
Herman Cain, Herman Cain,
GOP candidate with a brain
Big issues, any size,
His plan is 9-9-9!!!
Look out! Here comes REP Herman Cain!
Is he strong? Straw polls say-
He's stronger than Perry and Romney
Strong words, but is he bold?
Take a look at those polls!!!
Hey there! There goes REP Herman Cain!
In the center of the fight,
Economy this time,
Believes he‘s got it right,
Proposes 9-9-9!
Herman Cain, Herman Cain,
Friendly, understood Herman Cain
Spending sprees, he's not for
Flat tax rate across the board!
To him,
This economy‘s messed-up-
He wants permanent tax cuts,
Defines REP Herman Cain!
GOP candidate with a brain
Big issues, any size,
His plan is 9-9-9!!!
Look out! Here comes REP Herman Cain!
Is he strong? Straw polls say-
He's stronger than Perry and Romney
Strong words, but is he bold?
Take a look at those polls!!!
Hey there! There goes REP Herman Cain!
In the center of the fight,
Economy this time,
Believes he‘s got it right,
Proposes 9-9-9!
Herman Cain, Herman Cain,
Friendly, understood Herman Cain
Spending sprees, he's not for
Flat tax rate across the board!
To him,
This economy‘s messed-up-
He wants permanent tax cuts,
Defines REP Herman Cain!
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Happy 700th!
Good topic - Mr. Cain definitely has a brain and right now he strikes me as the most competent candidate in the race - imprecise rhyming.
Rob - Congrats on your milestone. My score for your Cain parody? 5-5-5 naturally...lol. ;D
Thanks all. What's funny are the remarks circulating that Cain (as former CEO of Godfather's Pizza) came up with the 9-9-9 plan b/c it was the price of a pizza- $9.99!!!
As a Brit, I've not heard of the man in question previously but he sounds a great candidate!
I've also heard people say that the 9-9-9 Plan was borrowed from SimCity 4, because when you play SimCity the tax rate for your city starts at 9% residential, 9% commercial, and 9% industrial.
And then, of course, there was Michele Bachmann, who said that if you turn 999 upside down, you get the mark of the beast (or should that be the Mark of Cain?)
IDNKTOS but loved this parody; I've favored HC for over a year now. It's not clear what REP stands for; he's never held political office. Republicant Entrant for President or Rescued Excellent Pizza? ;^)
Welcome to The 700 Club! We fight the 666 every day. Read Every Psalm.
Aha, I've got it! Recently Entered Politics. D.C. needs more entrepreneurs.
For simplicity sake I entered HC as a REPublican Candidate- besides, he is a refistered Republican anyway. I never held office and I am a partyline REP voter since Reagan!!!
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