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Song Parodies -> "Now We're Stuck With You"

Original Song Title:

"Tangled up in Blue"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Now We're Stuck With You"

Parody Written by:

CryHavoc

The Lyrics

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Now We're Stuck With You!

(Sung to "Tangled up in Blue" - Bob Dylan)

Early one mornin' the sun was shinin'
I was layin' in bed
Jumped into my Bush Time Machine
Searching for some true dread

I didn't have that far to travel
until i found something obscene
The election of the 2016 year
and the fallout in '17

And I was standin' on the side of the road
looking at an industrial park...
the factories there were all shut down
The new taxes had left their mark, that is true...
Because now we're stuck with you!

She was married when he first reigned
back in '93...
he was a prime descendant
of the Great Society

Scandals followed them all around
along with filthy lies...
but a new word was invented
the verb 'to Clintonize'

And now its 2016
and she's the Democrat pick!
She's their actual candidate
despite her dirty tricks... and this is true
Will we be stuck with you!

At first no one thought Trump would win...
the thought of that was insane...
but this was before the GOP
ran Dole and Bush and McCain...

He outlasted the whole crowd
but the electorate felt scorched!
Red State was making like a spoiled brat
because Trump got the torch...

But now they blame the system
for the coming hell
They could have nominated better men and so I say 'Oh Well'
Does this sound grim?
Now we're stuck with him!

Now Gary Johnson is in this race
appearing in all 50 states
and while Libertarians may be from outer space...
let him debate, ingrates!

it's time to add a good thrid voice
to the two we now barely hear!
(They only come out from smoke filled rooms
during election years)

I commented that with money they're flush
while issues they don't do!
All that we get is Daily Kos and Rush
as they laugh at me and you!
Curse the Congress too!!

The way the Congress legislates...
they must have a crack pipe..
if there will be revolution mandates
I think that the time is ripe"

i found a document online
And showed it for all to see
Written by some wise white men
in the eighteenth century

And in there were enumerated rights
to support the human soul
with us every day and night
to save us from a government hole; so true
So we don't get stuck with you!

We live in this Republic
I'll have to say it's grand...
except that its always in danger...
from the fools in the land...

I find political correctness...
to be a foul disgrace...
and to the hateful Black Lives Matter crowd...
there is only one human race...

And now we have these 'microagressions'
and now there is 'Safe Space'
but there's no spot that's really safe
because we're the human race and this is true...
and now away with you!

Another election cycle
is upon us now...
i hope we choose the best one up
but I really don't see how...

They used to debate with candor...
and sometimes even with wit...
but now I think they've all devolved...
into sound bite hypocrites...

But ware ye of politicans
before you in front of them swoon
for their position in the morning
can change in the afternoon.. be free...
We, the people, see!!!!



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Callmelennie - September 28, 2016 - Report this comment
Sheesh, no comments and only 3 votes for a Bob Dylan parody? You're just not getting da Amiright love, Havocman. You should CryFoul over this. I've done Dylan once .. it's a lot of work!
Robert J. Pagliaro - September 28, 2016 - Report this comment
This was very good.

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