I see underwear on my floor
Never been such a mess before
Never been so greasy or so gross
Dishes sit in the sink too long
When something's not right its wrong
Yer gonna make me happy when you go

Fingerprints upon my walls
Laundry strewn all down the halls
Makin' me much madder than you know
Toilet seat always left erect
Put it down, that's more correct
Yer gonna make me happy when you go

Beer bottles all around the place
You're sloppy and a damn disgrace
And you never let me watch my favorite show
Take up the sofa with your big long legs
Won't make room unless I beg
Yer gonna make me happy when you go

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Mildew in the bathroom growing crazy
Roaches running back and forth in slime
Toilet's started running slow and lazy
You flushed a roll of paper towels
I've warned of this so many times

Purple wine stains in my rug
Every kind of exotic bug
You show all the romance of Rambo
You have us living like trailer trash
Spend all my money, take my cash
Yer gonna make me gleeful when you go

Fingernails on the bathroom sink
What else is there I hate to think
Ya-drink milk from the carton, yes I know
I've tolerated you too long
This relationship's just all wrong
You're gonna make me joyful when you go