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Bob Dylan

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Gunfire echoes down Newtown halls
The pundits skulked around after the end of it all.
It seems a man not in his right mind...
Waged yet another war on humankind....
This is a story of bad things people do
They sought to blame it on Amendment Two..
But freedom wasn't at fault here...
But we harvested more fear; and we thought legislation
would be the end of the horror!.

A rush to judgment can be an ugly thing
a horrid crisis in the Pol's that it brings
The news vultures are like vigilant pests...
They berate the living and give the dead no rest
As Amendment Two suffered a vicious Edict
because no humans were around to convict
SCOTUS said not a word
Though most of us knew this was absurd but the
public jury convicted anyways...

Meanwhile, the NRA was feeding...
pulling the puppet strings of the GOP
Gun rights are more important than the bleeding!
They would defend sociopathic perfidy!
But when the death count rises, you will look like a fool!
like the laws protecting the lawless from the law!
You will be depicted as corpse fed ghouls...
That care little for our schools where innocence
is so freely sacrified!!!.

What laws that will emerge for this will do no good
except to enervate the thug, hoodlum or hood...
THEY will twist the laws against those who obey...
as existence becomes scarier and bleaker by the day...
As Amendment Two was cut off from aid...
Freedom was pinned down against the wire
a luxurious grave was made
Freedom was outplayed
To the detriment and fear of all here!!

North Korea and Iran are in the news again...
but they pale against the threat of Egypt and Pakistan
NK and Iramn may have nukes, thats true...
but they have a lot less illiterates than the other two!
But here comes the story of our policy inane
Paying money to those who wish us dead...
This matter is beyond insane...
A tumor on our brain as we give dread
A place in this world.

Four months later, Israel again inflamed
Rocket attacks are poor diplomacy...
As peace is abrogated in all but name.
And once again its human hypocrisy
Remember how lauded was the two nation solution?
But the killers already gained absolution!
To excuse the blood on their hands...
As red mist touched desert sands
and set their plans alight!!!

In Iran at least,, the president is a figurehead...
a sock puppet for the religious ones to use!
Mahmoud I take as seriously as a bobble head
From Napoleonic height he screeches abuse!
He claims the Holocaust doesn't exist
and emphasizes his comments with his fists!
When you see a man with that sort of rage.
Put the rat in a cage because
He assuredly is no sage!

And the Mexican border has become a horrid place!
The drug dealer version of The Amazing Race
means you run like hell to avoid hot lead
or end up shot through the head!
Narcotraficante paradise!
This porous border sure as hell is nice!
And leave behind a murder trail....
But if their bribes they fail...
They may have to pay the judges twice!.

Are all of life's cards marked in advance?
If things are done once, do you get a second chance?
That answer could be different if you hail from the slums
or born amonsgt the rich, from a higher path you come!
And to the poor man the three mains are luxury!
While the rich man says "This world serves me!"
And though they both could be right!
Sometimes things are gray instead
shades of Black and White!

At work today I was falsely tried
by a human insect that was given such power
He wanted success so he baldly lied
Abetted by the boss of the hour
Oh, human insect, to be fired by you
If you had my job, you would fail at it too
I was railroaded at the pass
By some idiot punk ass who never
Really worked at all!!

How many criminals are in their suits and ties
Who look and act respectable as they manufacture lies!
While people like you and I are left hanging on the line.
We know what needs to be done but they don't have the time!
This is the story of nearly Everything!
And the paeans and curses that I sing!
No matter what they say of me!!
I'll think up more parodies and here is
where they will be......

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