Song Parodies -> "Moppin' Up Kevin's Floor"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' on Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

"Moppin' Up Kevin's Floor"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Gotta take this vodka from me,
Couldn't hold it anymore.
I barfed it all up royally, you see,
Now gotta start moppin' up Kevin's floor!

Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor.

Now I barfed all my scotch on the ground,
I couldn't hold it anymore.
Ugly brown spills, now they're all around,
I'm up all night moppin' up Kevin's floor!

Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Wish I were knockin' up Kevin's whore!

"I'm just tired o' facin' my
Own regurgitation, yuck 'cause it's
Pine Sol against my splattered SKYY liters,
It stank like politicians, to heaven, man
And it would be such luck if I could
Get out of here by five"

Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor,
Mop, mop, moppin' up Kevin's floor...
(repeats way too many times)

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Michael Pacholek - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment

Bartender, a round of 5s. This reminds me of my own classic, "Drunk, Drunk, Drunk and Fallin' On the Floor" -- but that was about our then-"President."

Old Man Ribber - October 04, 2010 - Report this comment

If you"bring it up again", we can vote on it. Good job. ;D

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