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Song Parodies -> "Chompin' On Seven Tortes"
Original Song Title:
"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"
Original Performer:
Bob Dylan
Parody Song Title:
"Chompin' On Seven Tortes"
Parody Written by:
Teddy Porterhouse
The Lyrics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fk88oNdpFiY&feature=related
Chew-ooh-oooh-ooh
Brew-ooh-oooh-ooh
Blue-ooh-oooh-ooh
Captain, take this badge and my piece
I've grown useless to the force
I've gotten large, too large on sweets
I feel like chompin' on seven tortes
Chomp, chomp, chompin' on seven tortes
Stock, stock, stockin' up seven more
Clomp, clomp, clompin' through seven stores
Shop, shop, shoppin' for bread and pork
Captain, take my gun and my rounds
I can't suit up and report
That strong dark stout with sudsy crown
I feel like knockin' down seven quarts
Knock, knock, knockin' down seven quarts
Crock, crock, crocked, I'm a deadly force
Knock, knock, knockin' down seven doors
Lock, lock, lockin' up seven whores
Grew-ooh-oooh-ooh
Brew-ooh-oooh-ooh
Blue-ooh-oooh-ooh
Captain, take this badge and my piece
I've grown useless to the force
I've gotten large, too large on sweets
I feel like chompin' on seven tortes
Chomp, chomp, chompin' on seven tortes
Stock, stock, stockin' up seven more
Clomp, clomp, clompin' through seven stores
Shop, shop, shoppin' for bread and pork
Captain, take my gun and my rounds
I can't suit up and report
That strong dark stout with sudsy crown
I feel like knockin' down seven quarts
Knock, knock, knockin' down seven quarts
Crock, crock, crocked, I'm a deadly force
Knock, knock, knockin' down seven doors
Lock, lock, lockin' up seven whores
Grew-ooh-oooh-ooh
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Oh, that reminds me - I have to get some dinner.
pretty good
An arresting parody. Not to mention -- I swear, I'm not making this up -- I just got back from Dunkin' Donuts. What are the odds?
Ingenious title switch and parody. Nicely done! 555
Loved the ending!
CheeseTorte, SchaumTorte(yumTorte, per J-J) and Wie all toot for Torte . . . along with 7 Brides for 7 Bors . . . Sorry, sir: too much StarBucks this AM ! !
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