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Song Parodies -> "Chompin' On Seven Tortes"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin' On Heaven's Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Chompin' On Seven Tortes"

Parody Written by:

Teddy Porterhouse

The Lyrics

Captain, take this badge and my piece
I've grown useless to the force
I've gotten large, too large on sweets
I feel like chompin' on seven tortes

Chomp, chomp, chompin' on seven tortes
Stock, stock, stockin' up seven more
Clomp, clomp, clompin' through seven stores
Shop, shop, shoppin' for bread and pork

Captain, take my gun and my rounds
I can't suit up and report
That strong dark stout with sudsy crown
I feel like knockin' down seven quarts

Knock, knock, knockin' down seven quarts
Crock, crock, crocked, I'm a deadly force
Knock, knock, knockin' down seven doors
Lock, lock, lockin' up seven whores


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Timmy1000 - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, that reminds me - I have to get some dinner.
Phil N - April 19, 2010 - Report this comment
pretty good
Michael Pacholek - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
An arresting parody. Not to mention -- I swear, I'm not making this up -- I just got back from Dunkin' Donuts. What are the odds?
Jonathan S. - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Ingenious title switch and parody. Nicely done! 555
Meriadoc - April 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Loved the ending!
CheesyTorteTress - April 22, 2010 - Report this comment
CheeseTorte, SchaumTorte(yumTorte, per J-J) and Wie all toot for Torte . . . along with 7 Brides for 7 Bors . . . Sorry, sir: too much StarBucks this AM ! !

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