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Song Parodies -> "Walkin’ Up Seven Floors"

Original Song Title:

"Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door"

Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Walkin’ Up Seven Floors"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Gonna make this trudge - not with glee
Elevator is no more
Two-bit apart-ment, stark with fleas
Seethin’, I'm walkin’ up seven floors

Walk, walk, walkin’ up seven floors
Balk, balk, balkin’ at treadin’ more
Hawk from chawin’ it litters floor
Slog, slog, sloggin’ thru stuff abhored

Wanna get some rooms on the ground
I’m so pooped from this ef-fort
Out strong and loud I moan and frown
Keel from this ploddin’ up seven floors...

Walk, walk, walkin’ up seven floors
Irr-it-ation, well, I outpour
Walk, walk, walkin’ up seven floors
Fawk, fawk, fawkin! I effin’ swore

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Old Man Ribber - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
(Seven) Flights of fancy! Don't tell the government that the place is not totally accessible! ;D
Patrick - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm afraid if I tried to walk up seven floors I might be knocking on heaven's door. Though some might question my likelihood of that destination. Maybe I should just take a quick jaunt down to the furnace room.
Jonathan S. - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice sub-switching. I wish I'd thought of this title idea. 555
Below Average Dave - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
This OS is ridiculously small lyrically. . .love the title switch, and it's always good to see an active Merry & Pippin
Phil Nelson - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow, cool imagery and funny stuff
Fiddlegirl - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
"Movin' on up... to the top...", as the song goes-- after maybe a few stops in between flights... 555, and lol @ Patrick's comment :)
Christie Marie M - March 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job! Reminds me of this Kermit the Frog segment where the Count is the elevator operator, who refuses to take Kermit to the seventh floor in order to count numerous floors in the elevator. Ascending the seventh floor to Room 555.
Tommy Turtle - March 03, 2010 - Report this comment
Should be a role model for writers who just repeat choruses "because TOS does". 555.
mandamoo - March 13, 2010 - Report this comment
I once worked at a place where the lift was always out of order...great way to lose a few kilos!! Great job.

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