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Song Parodies -> "Watchin Willie Grow"

Original Song Title:

"Watching Scotty Grow"

Original Performer:

Bobby Goldsboro

Parody Song Title:

"Watchin Willie Grow"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

People think I'm strange, cause I read spam Email
Check it without fail,
Every day
Offers to protect my house from hail
Help to save the whale,
Others say
But, Oh boy, last tuesday, got a good one..
And what I read sure gave my heart a glow
Said fifty bucks
For enhancement deluxe
Arrived in 'bout a week or so
Sittin' here now, just
Watchin' Willie Grow

Added the charges to my Visa bill
Gotta' take a pill
Twice a day
Checkin' out chicks from my window sill
Pretty soon they will
Come my way
I'll be right up there with old Long Dong Silver
Jimmy Caan, and Milton Berle, Bob Dole..
So mega proud
To be well endowed,
That I just might put on a show..
Time for a measure,
Watchin' Willie Grow

The whole kit came in a fancy case
It's here some place
By my side
There's a pic of a babe, wearin' peeky lace
With some big stud ace
Showin' pride
Includes special glasses for the gal to wear
When we're almost there,
I take 'em everywhere I go
Sez, the ladies will be lined up in a row..
Wow! I can't wait
Watchin' Willie Grow
Just can't wait,
Watchin' Willie Grow
(Wait a minute! !...These are magnifying glasses?????)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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John Barry - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Bobby G had the market cornered for shlock for a while (viz. "Honey"). In the case of this parody, we're not talking "little things."
Chuck A. Spear - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
This was great! Just reading the title cracked me up! I've been wanting to parody the OS myself for a long time....but I'll never top this! You never know what's gonna pop-up on this site!
alvin rhodes - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
funny concept...5s
AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, Alvin, and Chuck A. ...thanks for votes and special comments..
Rick C - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny, GREAT twist at the end! Impressive....555
Dee Range - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't remember much of the OS, but this is WAY TOO FUNNY not to recieve Super high 5's all around. Fantastic storyline, AFW.
2Eagle - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
555. Twisted version of a smarmy old song. Now try to parody "Honey" and "Woman Helping Man".
AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Much thanks, Rick C. and Dee
AFW - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks 2Eagle...and thanks for the idea...I may do something with "Honey" of these days...
jonaco - June 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Goldsboro was the Southern-fried Barry Manilow...and this clever item proves it! Next up..."See the Funny Riddle Clown", a salute to the late Frank Gorshin?
AFW - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks jonaco...
Meriadoc - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Great way to parody schmalz - what's next - "Daddy Don't You Wank So Fast?" Hee hee. Good job.
AFW - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Meriadoc....actually, got "Honey" comin' this week....

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