Well we trimmed the tree, and decked the halls
Baked up some brownies, messed up the walls
Then Frankenstein and Dracula lit cigars
And I knew it was time to start

Start up the bash, Start up the Christmas bash
The Christmas bash, Get ready to get smashed
Just bring some cash, and they’ll bring out there stash
And you’ll get trashed, at monster’s Christmas bash

The invisible man passed out on the couch first
Now the vampire is able to quench his thirst
They table shared and everyone took a puff
Now the wolf man, can’t seem to get enough

Everyone’s trashed, there at the Christmas bash
The Christmas bash, Brain cells are feeling crashed
So try some hash, and you’ll get pretty smashed
All getting trashed, at monster’s Christmas bash

The zombie fell down the stairs; the mummy’s eyes are glared
And the Vampire bat is throwing up in the air

In the midst of happiness, out came a sound
Fleet of police sirens and barking hounds
Guess a party of monsters just can’t be trust
Because the cops are preparing to bust

The police crashed, they crashed the Christmas bash
So hide the stash, have to hide in a flash
And so they stashed, they stashed all of the hash
Cops left the bash, resume the Christmas bash

Out from Vamp’s coffin they pulled some weed
The monsters inside were finally freed
Than they called on the phone for a pizza pie
Threw away the pizza and they split the pizza guy

They wanted lunch, needed something to munch
Had to crunch, with leftovers for brunch
There at the bash, he was gone in a flash
With potatoes mashed, eat and the rest is trashed

Now wake up in the morning feeling so ill
But the Christmas bash, was a wonderful thrill
So being sick from all the drugs and beer
All the monster’s RSVP’d for the next year

They all got trashed, there at the Christmas bash
Cops tried to crash, but the monsters all stashed
There pills and hash, It went by in a flash
Wanna get smashed, see you at next years bash