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Song Parodies -> "Crook Always Stealing"

Original Song Title:

"Hooked On A Feeling"

Original Performer:

Blue Swede

Parody Song Title:

"Crook Always Stealing"

Parody Written by:

eeL deaL

The Lyrics

Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo
Boo to maga, boo-boo, boo-boo

Stump can’t stop his stealing
Has no integrity
His peeps just don't realize
It is so extreme

He controls them
For his lies they bite
With all his crimes
They still think he’s right

45 is a crook always stealing
Gets by with deceiving
Is only loved by creeps

Doesn’t lead like Gandhi
Has a perverted mind
For theft he is handy
On the border he whines

That runt bugs all good girls
His peeps do need a cure
Watch him play the victim
On his Big Lie tour

Should wear crook gloves
When he’s on the phone
Searching for votes
Yeah, where there are none

45 is a crook always stealing
Gets high on deceiving
Is only loved by creeps

Should wear crook gloves
When he’s on the stage
At a rally
Trying to stir up rage

45 is a crook always stealing
Gets by by deceiving
Is only loved by creeps

45 is a crook always stealing
Gets high on deceiving
Is only loved by creeps


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eeL deaL - April 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Besides stealing is okay when we did it!
Spock - April 17, 2024 - Report this comment
my built-in lie detector tells me that wasn't a comment by the real eeL
MAGA - April 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Of course not; E.D. never willingly tells the truth about anything if it can possibly be avoided.
Michael Pacholek - April 17, 2024 - Report this comment
I can't stand the Blue Swede version. Finally, someone did something good with it.
Blue Lover - April 17, 2024 - Report this comment
Have to like that that band had Blue in its name at least.

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