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Song Parodies -> "Ride Noah Ride"
Original Song Title:
"Ride Captain Ride"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blues Image
Parody Song Title:
"Ride Noah Ride"
Parody Written by:
Steve Kalafut
The Lyrics
A tribute to the original "mystery ship". Pronounce "finally" with two syllables, as "fine-ly".
Noah would guide the creatures
Into his Ark's loading bay
Preached for many years
And here's what he had to say
I'm callin' everyone to board the Ark
'Fore it starts to pour
Live the way God wants us to
And be free once more
But no one would believe him
His family, that's all
The rest were too busy watchin'
Those old raindrops fall
Forty rough days later
Finally a peaceful sea
Four men and their wives
Only ones that there would be
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Two-by-two, it's a zoo
You have here on your trip.
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Soon you'll land in a world
That all the rest have missed
(Instrumental)
Noah and his Ark landed
In a place called Ararat
Noah made a sacrifice
God was pleased with that
God said he would not bring another flood
Like the one before
Put a rainbow in the sky
Set us free once more
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Two-by-two, it's a zoo
You have here on your trip
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Soon you'll land in a world
That all the rest have missed
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Two-by-two, it's a zoo
You have here on your trip
(Instrumental and fade)
Into his Ark's loading bay
Preached for many years
And here's what he had to say
I'm callin' everyone to board the Ark
'Fore it starts to pour
Live the way God wants us to
And be free once more
But no one would believe him
His family, that's all
The rest were too busy watchin'
Those old raindrops fall
Forty rough days later
Finally a peaceful sea
Four men and their wives
Only ones that there would be
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Two-by-two, it's a zoo
You have here on your trip.
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Soon you'll land in a world
That all the rest have missed
(Instrumental)
Noah and his Ark landed
In a place called Ararat
Noah made a sacrifice
God was pleased with that
God said he would not bring another flood
Like the one before
Put a rainbow in the sky
Set us free once more
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Two-by-two, it's a zoo
You have here on your trip
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Soon you'll land in a world
That all the rest have missed
Ride, Noah, ride upon your mystery ship
Two-by-two, it's a zoo
You have here on your trip
(Instrumental and fade)
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Very nice! :-)
These fives come in threes, not two by two.
As Bill Cosby said, Noah had to keep telling the rabbits "only two". Excellent work.
Clever job of nice word-play and you tell the story well with the few words the OS allows you. 5's
I like clever biblical parodies! 5s
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