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Song Parodies -> "Absurd Man"
Original Song Title:
"Soul Man"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Blues Brothers
Parody Song Title:
"Absurd Man"
Parody Written by:
Ann Hammond
The Lyrics
This was first performed by Sam & Dave in 1967
Talking to you, From a city road
Weird ideas, I got a bus load
And when you read it, you find something
So be patient, 'cause It's coming
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
Get what I want, what the hey
just going crazy, every night and day
So honey, bee, see a vet
'cause you ain't seen insane yet
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I was caught up, on a side street
Learned how to use, crazy to rhythm beat
Hey, I was educated, from good, Woodstock
When I read comics I just can't stop
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
Grab a board, now try to hang ten
Might be hard, why don't you try the iroin
Ya, ya ya ya!
I'm absurd man, My name is Ann, Yes Ann I am, Green Eggs And Ham, Can you smell spam? Did you use Pam? That's a trash can, big Weird Al fan, keep on go'an
Weird ideas, I got a bus load
And when you read it, you find something
So be patient, 'cause It's coming
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
Get what I want, what the hey
just going crazy, every night and day
So honey, bee, see a vet
'cause you ain't seen insane yet
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I was caught up, on a side street
Learned how to use, crazy to rhythm beat
Hey, I was educated, from good, Woodstock
When I read comics I just can't stop
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
I'm absurd man, I'm absurd man
Grab a board, now try to hang ten
Might be hard, why don't you try the iroin
Ya, ya ya ya!
I'm absurd man, My name is Ann, Yes Ann I am, Green Eggs And Ham, Can you smell spam? Did you use Pam? That's a trash can, big Weird Al fan, keep on go'an
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esp. liked the "stream of consciousness" patter at the end
5's yeah you're aproaching absurd, but I really don't think you've gotten there yet. I wanna see more. Come on take it to the next level like Emil, BAM! 5's
Yer gettin' soul, Ann! Lionel's right, take it to the next level.
Racy and interesting
You ain't seen nothin yet. I have four entries I don't think any of you have seen yet eaither.
Whoa! Whatever you're smoking, Ann, can I have some? 555
yep, there's that word again - I'm absurd and damn proud of it, Ann (which rhymes with Green Eggs and Ham) - in fact sometimes I'm even surd - 555
it's not smoke it's a 24 year old stuck in her mothers house with inspiration from someone who blew my cover as well. I was playing before.
HEY ANN HAMMOND! GOT SPELL CHECK ON September 20?!
upps! If your the one I said that to before thanks for getting back at me.
I'm not that AFW guy.
I'm not blaiming anyone ? if this is about my recent mistake and I'm not hunting for anyone. Perhaps someone knows that I got upset.
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