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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fear the Pizza"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear the Reaper"

Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fear the Pizza"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Groceries are all gone
Get our meal by phone
Order out beer and pizza
Come in the wind, the sun or the rain (we can eat what they bring)
Come on baby (don't fear the pizza)
Pepperoni or plain (don't fear the pizza)
Get an order of fries (don't fear the pizza)
Phone is in my hand
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Order now is done
Pizza man will come
Pepperoni extra cheese
Got extra large, an yummy it will be (pepperoni extra cheese)
4,000 extra calories today (with pepperoni extra cheese)
4,000 extra calories today (we can find happiness)
Another 4,000 stuck to me today (we can be like Rosanne)

Come on baby (more beer and pizza)
Piggin' out again (more beer and pizza)
Need a stable or sty (more beer and pizza)
Eatin' like Rosanne
La-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la

Better two than one
Beer and pizza fun
Came at last, height of gladness
That pizza smell, I started to run
The door was opened, pizza man appeared
Wallet withdrew no bills appeared
The money blew on the beer I feared (I can't pay I'm afraid)
Pizza smells good (none for me I feared)
So I ran to him (and I snatched up the pie)
Knocked him backward and said goodbye (I had stolen the pizza)
It was there in my hand (I had become a felon)

Come on baby (let's eat the pizza)

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Claude Prez - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, if you're gonna mug the pizza man have it sent to your neighbor's house (just a helpful tip). Lots of good stuff on this one; especially liked "need a stable or sty" for "we'll be able to fly"
Johnny D - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't Feed The Meter, either. 5's
Diva - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Cute story. It went pretty well with the song.
mac - February 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, Johnny and Diva. Ironically, I can't even get delivery pizza where I live now. I have to pick it up, and it costs $30.00 for a medium sized one, so I don't indulge very often.
Serafina - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Very creative and well-written, Mac. I'm Italian, so pizza is one of my favorite foods. Anyway, 5-5-5.
mac - September 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Serafina. :-)
Derrick - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome song love the extra callories every day part also loved it where the guy stole the pizza I just found out about this site after reading this it won't be the last time either
mac - November 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Derrick. Glad you liked it.
ThatAwesomeGuy - July 30, 2008 - Report this comment
That was funny. There's no way I can't top that version. lol.

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