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Song Parodies -> "Roidzilla"

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Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

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Parody Written by:

Stevie I

The Lyrics

With barry Bonds about to break the all time homerun record, I thought it was time he be honored with a parody. Unfortunately, no joke can compare to the farce he is making of baseball.
With a pitiful grimace and a terrible frown
He puts those annoying sports writers right down
Hall of famers played out their games
Scream No Fair as records break on them
He picks up a bat and he throws it back down
As he smashes the baseball clear to another town

Oh No, they say he’s got to go
Go Go Roidzilla!
Oh No, Hank said he wouldn’t go
Go Go Roidzilla!

(News break. Spoken in "real" Japanese)

Barry takea HGH needleindebutto!
Roidzilla hita bally wayfarmasu!
Babeo Ruto spin spinny in gravatsu!

Oh No, they say he’s got to go
Go Go Roidzilla!
Oh No, an asterisk will show
Go Go Roidzilla!

History shows again and again
How baseball sells out the whole of its fans

(Repeat until Barry get roids-rage and threatens you.)


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you are idiots - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
these are not the REAL lyrics.

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