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Song Parodies -> "Godzilla Matsui"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Godzilla Matsui"

Parody Written by:

Steve Kalafut

The Lyrics

Japanese baseball player Hideki Matsui joins the NY Yankees, and acquires a monstrous knickname. "San" is a Japanese title of respect.
With a purposeful grimace and a viscious swing
He makes the splitting high fastball feel his sting

Helpless pitchers on the pitching mound
Stare bug-eyed as he takes them downtown

He catches a ball and he throws it back in
As he dares a baserunner to test his arm again

Hey man, ball player from Japan
Call him Godzilla, yeah
Rock on, the Yank's Matsui-san
He's our Godzilla, yeah

MAT sui Mat sui MAT sui MAT sui (repeat)

Rinji sports o moshiagemasu!
Rinji sports o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!
Daishkyu hinan shite kudasai!

[back to singing]
Oh no, the Yanks are on the go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, a gift from Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah

Steinbrenner shows again and again
His team can acquire the most talented men (repeat)
Steinbrenner shows again and again
His team can acquire the most talented men
I have no idea what the Japanese spoken part means, so all I could do was change the borrowed English word "news" into "sports".

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 2.0
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Michael Pacholek - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but any song that makes the Yankees look good... doesn't have to work too hard.
The Great Karlando - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
I like Matsui. Yeah, he hasn't been the home run threat he was hyped to be, but the guy's still a pretty good ballplayer. Good job.

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