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Song Parodies -> "The Ballad of Hogwarts"

Original Song Title:

"The Ballad of Rock Ridge"

Original Performer:

Blazing Saddles

Parody Song Title:

"The Ballad of Hogwarts"

Parody Written by:

Darth Patronus

The Lyrics

Based on the actions of The Heir of Slytherin
There was a peaceful school called Hogwarts
Where wizards lived in harmony
There wasn't any kind of trouble
They always lived in ecstacy

The Common Rooms were always lively
But never nasty or obscene
Behind the beard was Master Dippet
He always kept things nice and clean

And all at once the trouble started
The Heir of Slytherin and Peeves
A lot of Muggle-borns descended
And they were petrified indeed

*heh heh! he said petrified*

(Hermione Granger, Colin Creevey, and Justin Finch Fletchley singing)
Now is the time to take some action
We keep on getting into traps
Confront the Ministry of Magic
Hogwarts is turning into crap
Hogwarts, Common Room, Master Dippet, Heir of Slytherin, Peeves, Muggle-born, petrified, Hermione Granger, Colin Creevey, Justin Finch Fletchley, and Ministry of Magic are property of Rowling Publishings

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Total Votes: 2

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Agrimorfee - July 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Damn, you know your HP--i had to wiki "Master Dippet" to know who that was. I'm a sucker for a good HP parody...555.
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Mongo like parody!

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