Song Parodies -> "Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"War Pigs"

Original Performer:

"Christmas"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

This is what happens if Ozzy/Sabbath were to make a Christmas song.

Christmas is the best time ever
Twenty fifth day of December
Christmas tree under construction
Stockings, ornaments, and garland
Merry jingle bells are ringing
As the carolers keep singing
Silver bells and trees with lights
Help to make the season bright
Oh lord yeah!

Santa’s busy loading up his sleigh
Filling it with lots of toys
All the elves are building trains and dolls
For the little girls and boys
Yeah

Hang the stockings and the mistletoe
Deck the halls with holly boughs
Drinking eggnog by the fireside
That’s what Christmas time’s about
Yeah!

Santa’s got eight tiny reindeer
Filling kids with Christmas cheer
Time to fill the shopping orders
Christmas day's around the corner
Day of Christmas, snow is falling
While we eat our figgy pudding
Stockings filled with candy canes
Presents underneath the tree
Oh lord yeah!

I know it's late, I meant to post this about a month ago but this'll help you get ready for next year although it's eleven months away

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Callmelennie - January 16, 2014 - Report this comment

Good ironic juxtaposition of a grim song with a cheerful topic; whatever the hell that means. For your side B, may I suggest ...... DAAAA, da .... I AM SANTA CLAUS!

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